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Ther once was a man from Devizes
Whose balls were two different sizes One was so small it was no ball at all The other so large it won prizes
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Bullshit in my case
There once was a man from Australia
Who had rather large genitalia He said to his bride, "Don't try and hide coz wherever you go I can nail ya"
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I once knew a female from banal ,
Who absolutely adored having Bugger , can't think of a word that rhymes
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September 18th, 2016, 03:25 PM | #324 |
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A huge cock shoved up her shit canal
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September 23rd, 2016, 08:46 PM | #325 |
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An aged guru from Tibet:
And here is the strangest thing yet; Had a penis so long, so pointed and strong He could skewer six yaks. En brochette. |
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There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods ran quite stable So every full moon She would pull out a spoon And drink herself under the table.
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Shouldn't some of these be in the Sick Twisted Jokes section?
Here's one that occurred to me the other day: There was a young man called Lester, Who came from a place called Chester, He had to leave town, When word got around, That he was, in fact, a child-molester! (Too strong? ). |
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Ouch! MoK, brave man!
I thought this one rather elegant A Crusader's wife slipped from the garrison And had an affair with a Saracen. She was not oversexed, or jealous, or vexed; She just wanted to make the comparison. By Ogden Nash, I believe. |
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November 7th, 2016, 07:47 PM | #329 |
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From my middle daughter ...
A middle-aged virgin called Hilda
Went to bed with a well-equipped builder. She asked 'if they should?' He said that they 'would'. So they did. And it bloody-near killed her! |
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There was an old woman from Ealing
Who had such a terrible feeling. She lay on her back and opened her crack And did one all over the ceiling.
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