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There once was a gal named Lewinsky,
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky. 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. - Anon Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you made such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky." - Anon Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known, That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter When deciding how best to be blown. - Anon |
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A dolly in Dallas named Alice,
Whose overworked sex is all callous, Wore the foreskin away On uncircumcised Ray, Through exuberance, tightness, and malice. - Anon |
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She wears just a thong. I'm impressed.
However, my lust has progressed. "My dear, you've not quite Got the look that is right. I fear you're a touch over-dressed." - Anon |
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January 5th, 2013, 04:59 PM | #244 |
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There was a young lass from Caerphilly,
Whose thoughts were decidedly silly. She was well out of wit, see. You may say she was ditsy And a scatterbrained blonde silly billy. - Anon |
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Well, bye-bye, my delectable miss.
What? You want a goodbye New Year kiss? I don't know. What I mean (Are you sure you're eighteen?) Is I shouldn't have done even this. - Anon |
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In a tavern, a tart and a vicar
Swap drinks as they bargain and dicker. They have settled the fee, But they still can't agree As to who will be holding whose liquor. - Anon |
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Dominatrix Dorinda is finding
That legal provisions are grinding Her tricks to a halt, Since her contract's no-fault And its clauses are painfully binding. - Tim Alborn |
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Therte was young girl from Denny,
who'd give you a kiss for a penny; two threepenny-bits for a feel of her tits, for a ha'penny you didn't get any |
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There is a young girl of Kilkenny,
Who is worried by lovers so many That the saucy young elf Means to raffle herself, And the tickets are two for a penny. - Anon There was an old girl of Kilkenny, Whose usual charge was a penny. For half of that sum You could fondle her bum: A source of amusement to many. - Anon A nun from the shores of Kylemore Was shagged by young Benny Kilgore. Her face in a rictus, She cooed, “Benedictus! Ben, darling, please shag me some more.” - Mantissa Ó¿Ò |
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There was a young lady from Stratford
Whose Gran was a hooker from Bradford. As an evening shift worker, She wore a pink burkha, And on day shift did tremblers in Catford. - Gerry Hat-Trick |
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