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1045. Hey great ,this is almost better than fcuking a bucket of liver .
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June 25th, 2012, 11:59 AM | #523 |
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1046, I really don't mind a salmon or 2 down there, but honey, an entire aquarium ?
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June 25th, 2012, 12:16 PM | #524 |
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1048, Erm can I try your underwear on when we finish? I am going to an horror themed fancy dress party next week and that lot should fit the bill nicely
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June 25th, 2012, 02:33 PM | #526 |
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1048. There are only two things in the world that smell like tuna. Having sex with you is like f***ing in a cannery.
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June 25th, 2012, 04:22 PM | #527 |
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1049. Oh baby it`s never been this way before, as normally i drug your drink . Hey stop crying you`re the one who wanted to take things slow, and as far as you knew you had.
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June 26th, 2012, 02:37 PM | #528 |
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1050, This Song
Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rawhide! Rollin', rollin', rollin' Though the streams are swollen Keep them dogies rollin' Rawhide! Rain and wind and weather Hell-bent for leather Wishin' my gal was by my side. All the things I'm missin', Good vittles, love, and kissin', Are waiting at the end of my ride CHORUS Move 'em on, head 'em up Head 'em up, move 'em on Move 'em on, head 'em up Rawhide Count 'em out, ride 'em in, Ride 'em in, count 'em out, Count 'em out, ride 'em in Rawhide! Keep movin', movin', movin' Though they're disapprovin' Keep them dogies movin' Rawhide! Don't try to understand 'em Just rope, throw, and brand 'em Soon we'll be living high and wide. My hearts calculatin' My true love will be waitin', Be waitin' at the end of my ride. Rawhide! Rawhide!
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Altered states, mind and anything else to put me in the mood...
1051. You know, even the (select the preferred one -rohypnol/formaldehyde/roofies/surgical spirit/ether) isn't working; I can still feel and smell this...
1052. Wow! I've never done it with a leper before... 1053. I believe in safe sex...do you mind flushing that out first with this concentrated domestos? 1054. Actually, I think the scar tissue is a big improvement... And like exfarmer, I'm going with a bit of a theme tune for the last one: 1055. And we'll have fun, fun, fun, till daddy takes the penguin away! Well, The Beach Boys did believe in good vibrations...which is more than what I can say for my thoughts...
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1057 Will you marry me?
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