And In Other News Today - Page 19

Bill derBerg · July 17th, 2016, 02:58 PM

After heavy trading on the NASDAQ and NYSE shares in Koolaid have risen 13 cents each. At this pace the company could return to profitability. Something which hasn't happened since before the days of Jonestown Punch.

Estreeter · July 17th, 2016, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill derBerg

13 .

And coincidentally, 13 was also the percentage of VEF members that actually understood a MaxJoker post, ironically that 13% figure doesn't include himself

MaxJoker · July 19th, 2016, 03:54 PM

Twitter goes into shocked meltdown !!

After Sir (Give it a couple years

) Davina BeckieHomo stuns the crowd, by responding to someone who yelled "Raise your right hand if you can, you squeaky voiced monosyllabic cretinous cunt".

Uh huh.
As a typically useless former England team Captain.
Who knew he understood left from right

**trailmaster** · July 22nd, 2016, 11:17 AM

And In Other News Today: That shadowy person only known as Ninjaturtle is fuming. His wonderful Bunga Bunga island was recently destroyed by a sea quake, but he is determined to now search for a new island which he can remake into Bunga Bunga Island 2. He is getting hundreds of requests for service from tortured celebrities who want to have their faces changed so they can get back to living their lives as normal unrecognizable people. Ninjaturtle says: "Bunga Bunga island will live again some day!!!"

MaxJoker · July 27th, 2016, 04:35 PM

Ten year old Russian gymnast Olga Steroidovia claims it (?) couldn't be happier, over the chance to get to compete on an even playing field at the upcoming Olympics !

**Ninjaturtle** · July 27th, 2016, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

And In Other News Today: That shadowy person only known as Ninjaturtle is fuming. His wonderful Bunga Bunga island was recently destroyed by a sea quake, but he is determined to now search for a new island which he can remake into Bunga Bunga Island 2. He is getting hundreds of requests for service from tortured celebrities who want to have their faces changed so they can get back to living their lives as normal unrecognizable people. Ninjaturtle says: "Bunga Bunga island will live again some day!!!"

The old Bunga Bunga Island

Bunga Bunga Island 2.0

MaxJoker · July 28th, 2016, 03:13 PM

Renowned triple quadruple gold medalist and infamously adept swimmer Grigory Cheatafuckov, expresses his relief at not being barred from the up coming Olympics.

**philll_77** · July 28th, 2016, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Renowned triple quadruple gold medalist and infamously adept swimmer Grigory Cheatafuckov, expresses his relief at not being barred from the up coming Olympics.

I am the eggman

**trailmaster** · July 28th, 2016, 07:54 PM

And In Other News Today the New Zealand Observer reports that in the Southeast Pacific ocean a giant new volcano has punched its way from the depths of the sea and is pouring out millions of tons of ash and lava. The giant black/gray plume of smoke has been observed for over 10,000 miles. This part of the ocean is about 1,050 miles directly south of Pitcairn Island a small island just 18 square miles in size with a population of just 56 people. The depth of the water in this part of the ocean where the volcano is, is not deep, thus the millions of tons of lava is slowly building an island. Already sea creatures of all kinds are being attracted to the island, and seeds from trees and thousands of other plants blown by ocean winds have settled on the mineral rich lava. The volcano has been shooting out lava now for several months, but it is losing power. Nevertheless a new island has grown in the Southern Pacific. The shadowy figure known only as Ninjaturtle has laid claim on this island and has pronounced it to be Bunga-Bunga Island 2. Already he has purchased the rights to build on this piece of land which has now grown to about 5 square miles. Thousands of contractors have already been flown in from Australia, and New Zealand and millions of dollars are being used to build four brand new pavilions. One, a "fat farm" to be used for people who need to lose a lot of weight fast. Two, a cosmetic surgery pavilion to perform miracle surgeries to change the face of anyone. Three, a pleasure pavilion where the rich can enjoy anything their new bodies may desire, and finally a giant gambling casino which unlike the crooked casinos in places like Las Vegas or Atlantic City is for pleasure only, not profit. The casino will contain a full bar and grill, and giant kitchen which will stock all the foods of the world. Yes my friends thanks to the mysterious volcano Bunga-Bunga island 2 is again open for business and like the former one is not on any map. And by the way this island is only accessible by submarine for its guests.

**Gladys Allova** · July 28th, 2016, 08:02 PM

Is this newspaper available in standard text TM?

It's bloody difficlut to read when everythnig is a headline (and has even effected my ablility to type

)

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July 17th, 2016, 02:58 PM	#181
Bill derBerg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: My own little reality. Posts: 1,257 Thanks: 17,648 Thanked 18,325 Times in 1,256 Posts	After heavy trading on the NASDAQ and NYSE shares in Koolaid have risen 13 cents each. At this pace the company could return to profitability. Something which hasn't happened since before the days of Jonestown Punch.

July 22nd, 2016, 11:17 AM	#184
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,232 Times in 60,071 Posts	And In Other News Today: That shadowy person only known as Ninjaturtle is fuming. His wonderful Bunga Bunga island was recently destroyed by a sea quake, but he is determined to now search for a new island which he can remake into Bunga Bunga Island 2. He is getting hundreds of requests for service from tortured celebrities who want to have their faces changed so they can get back to living their lives as normal unrecognizable people. Ninjaturtle says: "Bunga Bunga island will live again some day!!!"

July 28th, 2016, 07:54 PM	#189
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,232 Times in 60,071 Posts	And In Other News Today the New Zealand Observer reports that in the Southeast Pacific ocean a giant new volcano has punched its way from the depths of the sea and is pouring out millions of tons of ash and lava. The giant black/gray plume of smoke has been observed for over 10,000 miles. This part of the ocean is about 1,050 miles directly south of Pitcairn Island a small island just 18 square miles in size with a population of just 56 people. The depth of the water in this part of the ocean where the volcano is, is not deep, thus the millions of tons of lava is slowly building an island. Already sea creatures of all kinds are being attracted to the island, and seeds from trees and thousands of other plants blown by ocean winds have settled on the mineral rich lava. The volcano has been shooting out lava now for several months, but it is losing power. Nevertheless a new island has grown in the Southern Pacific. The shadowy figure known only as Ninjaturtle has laid claim on this island and has pronounced it to be Bunga-Bunga Island 2. Already he has purchased the rights to build on this piece of land which has now grown to about 5 square miles. Thousands of contractors have already been flown in from Australia, and New Zealand and millions of dollars are being used to build four brand new pavilions. One, a "fat farm" to be used for people who need to lose a lot of weight fast. Two, a cosmetic surgery pavilion to perform miracle surgeries to change the face of anyone. Three, a pleasure pavilion where the rich can enjoy anything their new bodies may desire, and finally a giant gambling casino which unlike the crooked casinos in places like Las Vegas or Atlantic City is for pleasure only, not profit. The casino will contain a full bar and grill, and giant kitchen which will stock all the foods of the world. Yes my friends thanks to the mysterious volcano Bunga-Bunga island 2 is again open for business and like the former one is not on any map. And by the way this island is only accessible by submarine for its guests.