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Old March 29th, 2014, 12:05 PM   #11
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I got Mongolia

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Old March 29th, 2014, 01:14 PM   #12
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Me & Mal are in splendid isolation @ French Polynesia in the middle of the Pacific, I thought i saw that missing Jet the other week tho landing in the nearby Bond villains' volcano hangar hideaway
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Old March 29th, 2014, 01:44 PM   #13
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Me & Mal are in splendid isolation @ French Polynesia in the middle of the Pacific, I thought i saw that missing Jet the other week tho landing in the nearby Bond villains' volcano hangar hideaway
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It turns out that luxury Bond villains' hideaway is Mals' place

& after a quick respray, I saw that RyanAir cnut Micheal O'leary
removing the VIN numbers & Max from the equation

Me thinks he's done a deal with ol' fat wallet Mal & flew off in his freshly branded plane nicely done
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Old March 29th, 2014, 06:26 PM   #14
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I got Monaco.
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Let's face it – you were born to live in luxury. Mild climate, breath-taking views, gambling facilities plus no income tax and low business taxes make Monaco easy and fun place to live for the rich, famous and you!
Unless I could have it large with Princess Stephanie in her prime, which I doubt, Monaco makes little sense to me as a home from home. I'd be happy to live down the road in Italy though.
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I got French Polynesia too...
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The Virgin islands

Oh well, least it`ll give me a chance to say hello to our resident forum leg-end Greenman
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Old March 31st, 2014, 06:24 PM   #17
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I just made the mistake of doing one of these things on FB... and despite indicating that i like sand, beach views, warm climates, and some form of life.... I got bloody GREENLAND..!!
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I just made the mistake of doing one of these things on FB... and despite indicating that i like sand, beach views, warm climates, and some form of life.... I got bloody GREENLAND..!!
I bet you said "yes" to seal and polar bear meat.
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I bet you said "yes" to seal and polar bear meat.
I did,I still got French Polynesia..
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The Virgin islands

Oh well, least it`ll give me a chance to say hello to our resident forum leg-end Greenman
What he is an Island
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