The corrupt a wish game

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Done. And all at the low price of $8.50 for the snack size, $11.50 for the full meal size and $15.50 for the jumbo family size.

I wish I didn't have so many friggin' glitches with my computer.

Granted. I come over and fix your computer. I fix it GOOD ! With Mr Sledgehammer. Unfortunately for you I don't know the difference between fix and repair.

That will be 185 yoyo (euro - silly currency - silly name) call out fee and 250 wear and tear on Mr Sledge.

I now wish for a fast getaway.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

I now wish for a fast getaway.

Granted.
The guy driving your getaway car is Henri Paul.

I wish I hadn't clipped that Merc with my Fiat Uno.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
The guy driving your getaway car is Henri Paul.

I wish I hadn't clipped that Merc with my Fiat Uno.

Granted. It was a Bentley Azure owned by Lennox Lewis.

I wish every time I farted the moon would get larger.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted, however a serious attack of flatulence gives you an ass that Cinemascope movies can be shown on.

I wish for a weekend of sexual bliss with Bree Olson and Amy Reid.

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted, however a serious attack of flatulence gives you an ass that Cinemascope movies can be shown on.

I wish for a weekend of sexual bliss with Bree Olson and Amy Reid.

Granted, however you end up with every known type of VD as Charlie Sheen has been with 17% of the US female population. And now so have you, albeit indirectly...

Your cock starts out by hurting unbearably for a week, turns green, explodes and then the stump falls off. You change your name to NoDick McLeary. And become a nun.

I with that Alien life was really out there and that they would visit Earth tomorrow.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

Granted, however you end up with every known type of VD as Charlie Sheen has been with 17% of the US female population. And now so have you, albeit indirectly...

Your cock starts out by hurting unbearably for a week, turns green, explodes and then the stump falls off. You change your name to NoDick McLeary. And become a nun.

I with that Alien life was really out there and that they would visit Earth tomorrow.

Granted
SETI have spent millions on this but failed as they didn't know where to look. You'll see them on TV masquerading as people from the lower end of the human genepool so no-one questions their odd behaviour. Watch Jeremy Kyle, Jerry Springer, Oprah etc. and you'll be phoning Torchwood.

I wish someone invented instant oven chips. (that's fries for our American friends)

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted
SETI have spent millions on this but failed as they didn't know where to look. You'll see them on TV masquerading as people from the lower end of the human genepool so no-one questions their odd behaviour. Watch Jeremy Kyle, Jerry Springer, Oprah etc. and you'll be phoning Torchwood.

I wish someone invented instant oven chips. (that's fries for our American friends)

Granted. The instant you eat one you notice it tastes just like cow chips.
(That's cow poop for our Armenian friends.)

I wish I understood this equation [sin(ax)sin(bx) - k cos(ax)cos(bx) = -1].

[tygrkhat40]

You do. Your chances of ever getting laid again are now less than zero.

I wish my chances were better than that.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

You do. Your chances of ever getting laid again are now less than zero.

I wish my chances were better than that.

Granted. Your chances are the same as the Buffalo Bills winning the Super Bowl the same year the Buffalo Sabres win the Stanley Cup. Better known as Absolute Zero.

I wish to be the King of All I Survey.

[Mal Hombre]

You are King of all You survey,Unfortunately You are locked in a cupboard

I wish I knew the meaning of Life.