Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!
vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum
vintage erotica forum

Go Back   Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies

Follow Vintage Erotica Forum on Twitter
Best Porn Sites Meet Our Girls Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Notices
Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-23-2017, 04:05 AM   #12741
gmcbee
Vintage Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Clinging to the rim of a crater on the dark side of Uranus.
Posts: 980
Thanks: 3,570
Thanked 8,706 Times in 968 Posts
gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by anothercustom View Post
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
GOD DAMN!! BEST JOKE EVER!

Seriously, man. Did you write that? It shows a hint, nay, a modicum, of genius.

Thank you.

I'm stealing it, you know. I'm gonna say I wrote it.
There's nothing you can do about it.
gmcbee is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to gmcbee For This Useful Post:
Old 06-23-2017, 04:17 AM   #12742
gmcbee
Vintage Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Clinging to the rim of a crater on the dark side of Uranus.
Posts: 980
Thanks: 3,570
Thanked 8,706 Times in 968 Posts
gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by anothercustom View Post
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
If the venue has quite the crowd, and a spiral staircase, could we form an orderly orderly orderly overlaying queue?
gmcbee is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to gmcbee For This Useful Post:
Old 06-23-2017, 11:50 PM   #12743
ball7
Vintage Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 1,868
Thanks: 2,938
Thanked 24,619 Times in 1,877 Posts
ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+
Default

I once had a yodeling lesson.
According to my teacher I was so bad I managed to kill of the rest of the team with my voice.
ball7 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post:
Old 06-24-2017, 01:09 AM   #12744
anothercustom
Vintage Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: UK
Posts: 710
Thanks: 4,422
Thanked 10,198 Times in 717 Posts
anothercustom 50000+anothercustom 50000+anothercustom 50000+anothercustom 50000+anothercustom 50000+anothercustom 50000+anothercustom 50000+anothercustom 50000+anothercustom 50000+anothercustom 50000+anothercustom 50000+
Default

Capital letters... The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.
anothercustom is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to anothercustom For This Useful Post:
Old 06-24-2017, 11:11 AM   #12745
ball7
Vintage Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 1,868
Thanks: 2,938
Thanked 24,619 Times in 1,877 Posts
ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+ball7 100000+
Default

Here's a really corny joke:


Maize
ball7 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post:
Old 06-24-2017, 06:43 PM   #12746
bloke57
Veteran Member
 
bloke57's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 2,989
Thanks: 14,300
Thanked 32,168 Times in 3,010 Posts
bloke57 100000+bloke57 100000+bloke57 100000+bloke57 100000+bloke57 100000+bloke57 100000+bloke57 100000+bloke57 100000+bloke57 100000+bloke57 100000+bloke57 100000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ball7 View Post
Here's a really corny joke:


Maize
Hay! Enough! That goes against the grain.
bloke57 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to bloke57 For This Useful Post:
Old 06-25-2017, 01:36 AM   #12747
dwvbf
Vintage Member
 
dwvbf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2014
Posts: 531
Thanks: 5,453
Thanked 6,230 Times in 526 Posts
dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+
Default

dwvbf is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to dwvbf For This Useful Post:
Old 06-25-2017, 03:18 AM   #12748
gmcbee
Vintage Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Clinging to the rim of a crater on the dark side of Uranus.
Posts: 980
Thanks: 3,570
Thanked 8,706 Times in 968 Posts
gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+gmcbee 25000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by dwvbf View Post
Come on. You've done this tons of times. Surely you can tell by now?
gmcbee is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to gmcbee For This Useful Post:
Old 06-25-2017, 08:25 AM   #12749
dwvbf
Vintage Member
 
dwvbf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2014
Posts: 531
Thanks: 5,453
Thanked 6,230 Times in 526 Posts
dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+dwvbf 25000+
Default

dwvbf is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to dwvbf For This Useful Post:
Old 06-25-2017, 09:35 AM   #12750
bp666
Vintage Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 509
Thanks: 17,278
Thanked 6,290 Times in 511 Posts
bp666 25000+bp666 25000+bp666 25000+bp666 25000+bp666 25000+bp666 25000+bp666 25000+bp666 25000+bp666 25000+bp666 25000+bp666 25000+
Default

Don't spell "part" backwards.

It's a "trap".
bp666 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to bp666 For This Useful Post:
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT. The time now is 01:38 AM.






vBulletin Optimisation provided by vB Optimise v2.6.1 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2017 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.