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Old 07-21-2017, 08:38 AM   #12741
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:49 PM   #12742
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Old 07-21-2017, 08:30 PM   #12743
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How did the farmer find his wife? Tractor.
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Old 07-21-2017, 10:01 PM   #12744
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So I heard her say, "So you're back with that dirty slag. I don't know what you see in that filthy whore". There is a compatiblilty issue between the mobile phone and public transport.
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I bought a bug repellent cartridge. It's DEET-free, plant-based, all-natural, kid-safe, pet-safe, non-hyphenated. The mosquitoes ate me alive. I visited the web site to find out the ingredients. All it said was, "a natural, proprietary blend of eleven herbs and spices."

THAT explains the sound of mosquitoes licking their fingers.
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Sean Connery has found his niche. She was in his back garden with his nephew.
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Old 07-22-2017, 12:23 AM   #12747
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I’m fed up with my mates. Three times they've agreed to go to a Whitesnake gig with me and then not showed up. Here I go again on my own.
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I had the same experience at a Metallica gig but You know,Nothing really matters..
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So I was watching the match when my wife started putting her hand in my shorts and tickling my balls. I say to her, "What you up to woman?" She replies, "Now you know what it feels like when you tickle my tits when I'm watching Game of Thrones".
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I had the same experience at a Metallica gig but You know,Nothing really matters..

Perhaps even, Nothing Else Matters.
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