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Old 07-16-2017, 10:44 PM   #61
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what seven letter word becomes longer when you remove the third letter?
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:32 AM   #62
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Old 07-17-2017, 06:18 AM   #63
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Correct......well done
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Old 07-17-2017, 06:35 AM   #64
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My head is golden and I have a golden tail, yet I have no body. What am I?
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My head is golden and I have a golden tail, yet I have no body. What am I?
A comet?
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A coin?
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A coin?
A coin is correct, well actually a golden coin.
Your turn now.
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Alright then:


I sit in a corner, yet i travel the world. I am... ?
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My cat?

...or a television?
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a postage stamp??
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