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Old 07-17-2017, 12:19 PM   #2391
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4124d: "...there can never be more than 12 doctors and daleks do not go up stairs."
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4125 Hey, if you blow me here and now maybe I won't have to tip the cab driver if he can watch
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:16 PM   #2393
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4126: "I can't cum unless I slide this sheet of paper into this envelope."
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Is it meant to throb like that?
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Old 07-20-2017, 03:09 PM   #2395
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Red face Hey stop judging. I`ll have you know my girl friend Barry has a lovely singing voice and is a marvelous goalie

4128 ~ Hell yes I`m going to go balls deep , it`s just , would you mind moving your own out of the way first
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Old 07-20-2017, 08:15 PM   #2396
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Honey, OJ is going to join us tonight
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Big Grin If anything she then got upset ?. All I`d meant was she took after her granny... Women , I`ll never figure them out

4130 ~ Wow and I thought your Nana`s corpse`s mud flaps were dry and flakey
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:00 PM   #2398
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"Who is he?"
"DOn't worry, hon. He is a friend from work. He is just here to observe"
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Does this happen to you often?
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Do you take Mastercard?
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