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Old 07-13-2017, 12:27 PM   #2391
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4121: Old habits of your previous airline stewardess days are really becoming an irritant and an annoyance whenever you tell me "Welcome Aboard" every time I mount you!
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4121: Old habits of your previous airline stewardess days are really becoming an irritant and an annoyance whenever you tell me "Welcome Aboard" every time I mount you!

4121B But, what really gets me is when we're finished, you say "Buh Bye.."

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4123 You could move around a little, Oh sorry do I have to insert a coin into a slot first ?
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4124 - foot note

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4124d: "...there can never be more than 12 doctors and daleks do not go up stairs."
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4125 Hey, if you blow me here and now maybe I won't have to tip the cab driver if he can watch
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4126: "I can't cum unless I slide this sheet of paper into this envelope."
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