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Old 07-17-2017, 11:43 AM   #2101
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Hi. I'm Harrison Ford, a great actor, but those bastards in the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences have never given me an Oscar. A curse on all of them!

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Old 07-17-2017, 11:47 AM   #2102
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Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Tim Curry - just to name some of the stars who has never gotten a dinner--whooops, oscar.
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I am on my last thread now but this one will take awhile since it it the some pics one. Be patient I will get there.



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Old 07-17-2017, 04:39 PM   #2104
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You are going to flog this horse to death sir , are you not ?

Sandhunter wants a halftrack but due to contractual obligations(marriage) . I cannot have one , I do roam the Desert in my Jeep or my sandrail,

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Now that I think on it, Sandy might be a Jawa. In which case, why does he like looking at human female porn? What a perv.
You ever see a naked Jawa woman? There's a reason they wear those loose robes and hoods.

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I wouldn't dream of it Sandy it would ruin the meat.
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