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Old September 6th, 2017, 02:36 PM   #2101
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Tis the best way to keep any off kilter person happy on this forum.
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Old September 6th, 2017, 03:05 PM   #2102
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Tis the best way to keep any off kilter person happy on this forum.
Wait, I thought hiring a stripper was the best way to please your fellow board members.
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Old September 6th, 2017, 03:14 PM   #2103
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Wink Fido (Well excuse me for originally naming her) also said I win , so cope with your loss and accept me as thread boss

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Old September 6th, 2017, 03:29 PM   #2104
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Trivia: JFK was shot by a dog wearing glasses.
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Old September 7th, 2017, 12:28 PM   #2106
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I finally won an Oscar(The Color of Money), but I should have won for all my great movies from the 1950's and 1960's. You damn academy buzzards!


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Old September 7th, 2017, 04:03 PM   #2107
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Big Grin By the power of that pathetic pun I now claim this thread as legitimately (No relation) won !

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Old September 7th, 2017, 04:55 PM   #2108
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I digress I mean disagree.


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I won,but this is the dumbest looking trophy. For all my trouble I want a big gold cup that I can use to brag to my friends and get women into my bed!


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"Am I supposed to just lie here" she says.
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