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Old 10-07-2016, 11:54 AM   #31
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Once yet no longer.

Since losing loads of weight he`s now just an Atoll.

Hey I said Atoll
Very low crime rate there - hence the saying "that'll be no trouble atoll".
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Old 10-07-2016, 10:24 PM   #32
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You should live in ... Burka Fatso???
What the hell is that about? They want me to dress Muslim and lose weight?
Dream on
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Greenland it is!

Although, when the quiz asked you what your favorite movie genre is, where was the option for "Horror"?

Okay, I know, Chinatown has more thought put into it instead of, say, Friday the 13th, Part 2,451 , so I shouldn't be complaining when I selected "Suspense" instead

Please tell someone to tell loosegoose not to steal my Glenlivet case while I am away.

I had Greenland too, which is weird (since i could do without water and days with no light)
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No matter which island of French Polynesia you choose to live it will be a paradise. Just picture yourself on a sunny beach under a palm tree, sipping a drink from a coconut shell. The ocean breeze is gently touching your skin and your only problem is to decide between snorkeling on a coral reef or surfing
But I don't speak French.
Although that shouldn't be a problem for an anti-social socialist.
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The TARDIS it's safer
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But I don't speak French.
Although that shouldn't be a problem for an anti-social socialist.
That's very easy to learn.

problème = problem
social = social
socialiste = socialist
paradis = paradise
océan = ocean
décider = to decide

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Iceland. Those fuckers put bankers in jail.
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