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Old 04-01-2014, 02:04 AM   #21
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Old 04-02-2014, 06:35 PM   #22
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What he is an Island

Once yet no longer.

Since losing loads of weight he`s now just an Atoll.

Hey I said Atoll


Not that I can talk about weight

Least until I've finished eating me third pizza of the evening
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Old 08-26-2016, 04:50 PM   #23
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Freedonia. Groucho Marx as president, a national anthem that stops four times and everything in low definition black and white
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I should live in Norkway.
Jennifer Aniston should be President and I'll be her Nanook.
Dissenters will be infected with norkilepsy.
The national sport will be norkelling.
All in favour say "Nork"
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Burkina Faso. WTF?
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Old 10-06-2016, 03:49 PM   #30
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Greenland it is!

Although, when the quiz asked you what your favorite movie genre is, where was the option for "Horror"?

Okay, Chinatown has more thought put into it instead of, say, Friday the 13th, Part 2,451 , so I shouldn't be complaining when I selected "Suspense" instead

Please tell someone to tell loosegoose not to steal my Glenlivet case while I am away.
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