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Old 10-07-2011, 07:27 PM   #21
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I knew it. It's bigger than mine!






You're disappointed? How do you think I feel!




Oh yes, they do look alike don't they?




I told you. Not in there!






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Where did I park that f***ing invisble plane?
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Old 10-07-2011, 11:31 PM   #24
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