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Old 10-03-2011, 06:15 PM   #11
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Call that a penis, my clit's bigger than that.
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:46 PM   #12
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Old 10-04-2011, 07:07 PM   #13
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What are you thinking?

(never understood why they ask that, it annoys me. S )

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Old 10-04-2011, 09:04 PM   #14
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Old 10-05-2011, 11:14 AM   #15
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