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Old 07-24-2011, 12:53 PM   #21
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Old 07-24-2011, 01:06 PM   #22
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You are now a Scientology following, self-centred, no acting ability prick, who will never live up to your own hype.

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you're glen hoddle

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You have just lost 24 hours of your precious life with a vague memory of bright lights and beings with big eyes, but you know it is not just a dream because your rectum is really sore from the large anal probe that was thrust into you upon arrival in the space craft.

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You have just lost 24 hours of your precious life with a vague memory of bright lights and beings with big eyes, but you know it is not just a dream because your rectum is really sore from the large anal probe that was thrust into you upon arrival in the space craft.

I wish I had a million pounds.
i have

i wish i hadn't spent it
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Old 07-24-2011, 04:11 PM   #26
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I wish I had a million pounds.
It's a million pounds of farm-fresh excrement.

I wish my girlfriend had bigger tits.
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It's a million pounds of farm-fresh excrement.

I wish my girlfriend had bigger tits.
She does in relative terms though - but only because your hands and head shrank. She leaves you as you're now a freak.

I wish for the ultimate cheese sandwich.
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the fungus in the stilton's ruined it.

I wish my white wee wee would go on and on and on...........
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the fungus in the stilton's ruined it.

I wish my white wee wee would go on and on and on...........
Heathen !!

Is does, gradually draining your body of all fluids until you crumble into dust and are blown away by a gust of wind.

I wish I could find a girl who isn't mental.
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Heathen !!

Is does, gradually draining your body of all fluids until you crumble into dust and are blown away by a gust of wind.

I wish I could find a girl who isn't mental.
It's your twin sister.

I wish every MP had to wear a child's sailor suit when attending parliament.
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