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Old 07-07-2017, 08:56 PM   #741
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Man Arrested After Star Wars vs Star Trek Feud Became an Actual Fight

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Beth Elderkin
July 7, 2017

Star Wars versus Star Trek is a decades-long conflict that stretches across the galaxy, turning brother against brother, tearing lifelong friendships apart. In one case, it nearly turned lethal.


Jerome Whyte, 23, was arrested last week in Oklahoma after a heated debate about Star Wars and Star Trek turned into real assault. According to Oklahoma City police, Whyte and his friend were hanging out in an apartment when the pair started chatting about which series was better. The friend, clearly flustered, told Whyte “You’re just a trick” before walking back to his room.


Whyte then reportedly followed his friend back to his room and shoved him to the ground. After a quick back-and-forth between the two of them, Whyte wrapped his arm around the guy’s neck and started choking him. As the man was about to pass out, he pulled out a pocket knife, leading Whyte to let go. Whyte was arrested for assault and battery, as well as other unrelated charges.


Sadly, it’s not clear which series each side was in favor or, nor what form—original shows and films, reboots, or expanded universe for either of the series’ complex worlds—they preferred. In any case, at least a random stranger didn’t enter the apartment uninvited to argue for Stargate: Atlantis. That could’ve turned deadly.
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Old 07-08-2017, 09:19 AM   #742
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Will Smith says 'Star Wars' was better than sex

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July 21, 2017

Will Smith's love for science fiction started at a young age.

During a Comic-Con panel on Thursday for his upcoming sci-fi film "Bright," the actor recounted seeing "Star Wars" for the first time when he was 10 years old.

"I've never been smashed like that in a movie theater," he said. "My mind was boggled."

It was the early days of special effects, Smith said, and fans were "just completely blown away."

"For my entire life I've been chasing, trying to give that feeling to fans," the actor said. "There was nothing that I had experienced in my life that matched that point of ecstasy."

Really, Will Smith? Nothing?

Apparently not.

"I had sex a few years later," Smith deadpanned. "It was close, but no 'Star Wars.'"

"Bright" reunites Smith with "Suicide Squad" director David Ayer.

The film stars Smith as a human police officer who must team up with an Orc cop played by Joel Edgerton to fight crime in an alternate reality where Los Angeles is populated by magical creatures.

"Bright" is scheduled to be released in December.
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Princess Leia cornfield maze

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The Force is very strong with one southern Indiana farmer who planted a corn maze outlining the face, and hair, of Carrie Fisher's "Star Wars" character Princess Leia.
The Associated Press reports that longtime "Star Wars" fan Jeremy Goebel came up with the design featuring Leia's face and her famous hairstyle in February. He then planted the corn in the spring by using a GPS device.

Above Leia's head, it reads: "Carrie Fisher RIP 1956-2016." The Evansville Courier and Press reports Goebel uploaded the design into a tractor computer that then used GPS to plant the Fisher-inspired maze.

He tells the newspaper he had "always been a 'Star Wars' fan" and just wanted to honor Fisher. The actress known for portraying Princess Leia in the original "Star Wars" trilogy, died Dec. 27, 2016, after suffering a medical emergency on board a plane.
Fisher reprised the role she made famous with her iconic braided buns in 2015's "The Force Awakens," and as a digitally rendered version in "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story." In addition to these, Fisher will posthumously appear in "The Last Jedi" as General Leia Organa.

For those interested in checking out the maze, it's located at Goebel Farms in Evansville, Indiana and opens to customers this weekend. Cost for adults is $5, $4 for children younger than 12, and those younger than 3 can enter for free.
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