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Old 01-28-2010, 03:23 PM   #21
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Ok -I have had this for a while. Don't know where I got it. Hope you find some humor in it.

25 Star Wars Lines That Can Be Improved By Substituting The Word "Pants"

1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came here in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
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Old 01-31-2010, 06:04 PM   #22
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I donīt think that this been in here, Darth Vader In Love:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK5CTd0OVLw
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Some more varied clips


Mace Windu Vs Palpatine - How It Should Have Been

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn8MZgZmeT4&NR=1


Mace Windu uncensored

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAiLx...eature=related


Troops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlp9D...eature=related


Star Wars Alternate Ending episode 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv8oG...eature=related
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Couple more

Vader Dad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo8YH9ecv5s



Lightsaber safety commerical

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qazic...eature=related
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Eddie Izzard famous Death Star Canteen monologue in Lego

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LzE_qEvWCw

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Default Star Wars & 80's TV Openings

Found these on YouTube.
Someone made openings of 80's TV shows using Star Wars characters.
Enjoy.

Dallas Opening
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHYftmwY0U

MacGyver Opening
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C54yPPiQMfw

A-Team Opening
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWR0_0YaEzI

Airwolf with Rebel Forces
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbh61zuNYr8

Airwolf with Imperial Forces
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfNG_saVEnk

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Old 02-19-2010, 09:16 PM   #27
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Here's one more I tripped across.

Magnum P.I. Opening - With Han Solo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYntjR4-pY4

Also, if you click on this posters other vids, he made a side-by-side comparison of them that is cool as well.
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Found another one ....

Dukes of Hazzard Opening
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89qikXkNJVc

The ending is perfect.
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Tourettes Vader - A New Tourette

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQZnN...eature=related

Tourettes Vader - The Tourettes Strike Back ( might require to sign in ? )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cvyg...eature=related

Tourettes Vader - Return of the Tourettes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37s6F...eature=related
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25 Star Wars Lines That Can Be Improved By Substituting The Word "Pants"
Thank you for these.

I've always found that the three original movies were more entertaining if you insert the phrase--"Kiss my hairy ass!"--in place of all of Chewbacca's lines.

It works!

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