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Old 12-30-2016, 01:52 PM   #271
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A Baroon ? Or maybe a Count (I said count)

Baroon is a combination of Baron and moron.
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Old 12-30-2016, 02:19 PM   #272
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Baroon is a combination of Baron and moron.
I thought it was a cross between a Baron and a macaroon.
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:11 PM   #273
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And In Other News Today trailmaster, VEF'S roving reporter has discoverd that THE FBI, The CIA, the NSA, the NID, MI5, AND MI6 are looking into this sudden report that two well known file hosts(imagebam.com and imgbox.com) are closing down. They both have been in business for almost 10 years. The organizations mentioned will be looking into the CEO'S bank accounts, tax statements, and offshore accounts, and the sudden disappearance of their CEO'S. This reporter thinks that something is fishy,and that these two file hosts demise may be due, not to the fact that they can't make a profit, but they have may have made off or embezzeled their profits, and want to live the good life on some island paradise.
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This reporter thinks that something is fishy,and that these two file hosts demise may be due, not to the fact that they can't make a profit, but they have may have made off or embezzeled their profits, and want to live the good life on some island paradise.
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Old 07-05-2017, 10:46 AM   #275
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Old 07-14-2017, 03:11 AM   #276
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Old 07-14-2017, 03:16 PM   #277
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