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Old 12-30-2016, 03:19 PM   #271
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Old 06-14-2017, 12:11 AM   #272
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And In Other News Today trailmaster, VEF'S roving reporter has discoverd that THE FBI, The CIA, the NSA, the NID, MI5, AND MI6 are looking into this sudden report that two well known file hosts(imagebam.com and imgbox.com) are closing down. They both have been in business for almost 10 years. The organizations mentioned will be looking into the CEO'S bank accounts, tax statements, and offshore accounts, and the sudden disappearance of their CEO'S. This reporter thinks that something is fishy,and that these two file hosts demise may be due, not to the fact that they can't make a profit, but they have may have made off or embezzeled their profits, and want to live the good life on some island paradise.
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This reporter thinks that something is fishy,and that these two file hosts demise may be due, not to the fact that they can't make a profit, but they have may have made off or embezzeled their profits, and want to live the good life on some island paradise.
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Old 07-05-2017, 11:46 AM   #274
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Well known VEF celebrity "Greenman" boasted in his "Things Noticeable This Week" thread that he in fact thanked not one but two posts this past week ..... upon gathering and looking into evidence of this in detail, MaxJoker declared that one post was legitimately thanked and the other was more than likely a slip of the mouse button
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