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Old 07-17-2017, 02:14 PM   #341
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It is purely co-incidental that that the Catholic church is involved in inquiries regarding the abuse of young boys and that Pope Benedict is in Birmingham UK this weekend.


There once was a bishop from Birmingham
Who buggered young boys while confirming 'em
He would kneel on his hassock
and lift up his cassock
And pump the episcopal sperm in 'em
I know this as:

There were two young ladies from Birmingham
And here is the story concerning 'em
They lifted the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the Bishop as he was confirming 'em

The Bishop was nobody's fool,
He'd been to a top public school
He took down his britches
And fucked both those bitches
With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool

But that didn't startle those two -
They laughed as the Bishop withdrew,
"Oh, the Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you !"
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Old 11-11-2017, 11:32 AM   #342
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There once was a lady named Lucky,
Who used dynamite to give herself fucky.
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
And one of her tits in Kentucky
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There was a young porn star named Tove
Who sucked Horny Rob like a hoover
She took all his cum
But not up her bum
Cos butt fucking just didn't move 'er
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To an unmarried woman named Hintz,
The mention of sex brings a wince.
In a burst of exuberance,
She sheathed my protuberance…
And she's just been aborted of quints.

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There was a young girl of New Guinea,
Who got very large 'neath her pinny.
She thought it was wind,
But found she had sinned,
And she had it removed for a guinea.
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Young Stella, caught short for a pee,
Just showered her client for free,
Then got to thinking,
“So much beer drinking,
Spells the urination of me.”
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