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Old 07-13-2017, 10:16 PM   #2391
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4123 You could move around a little, Oh sorry do I have to insert a coin into a slot first ?
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4124d: "...there can never be more than 12 doctors and daleks do not go up stairs."
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4125 Hey, if you blow me here and now maybe I won't have to tip the cab driver if he can watch
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:16 PM   #2398
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4126: "I can't cum unless I slide this sheet of paper into this envelope."
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4128 ~ Hell yes I`m going to go balls deep , it`s just , would you mind moving your own out of the way first
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