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Old 07-16-2017, 01:42 PM   #2081
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:35 PM   #2082
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And the oscar goes to..........TRAILMASTER.



Wait, that's not what I have on the card.
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Old 07-16-2017, 10:44 PM   #2085
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Sandhunter - how did you come up with your username?
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Sandhunter - how did you come up with your username?
Sandy lives in the desert. He prowls the sands in an old halftrack looking for derelict vehicles and such he can scavenge for scrap metal and parts.

Now that I think on it, Sandy might be a Jawa. In which case, why does he like looking at human female porn? What a perv.







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Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Tim Curry - just to name some of the stars who has never gotten a dinner--whooops, oscar.
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You are going to flog this horse to death sir , are you not ?

Sandhunter wants a halftrack but due to contractual obligations(marriage) . I cannot have one , I do roam the Desert in my Jeep or my sandrail,

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