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Old 07-16-2017, 07:18 PM   #2071
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:34 PM   #2072
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:44 PM   #2073
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Sandhunter - how did you come up with your username?
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Old 07-17-2017, 11:36 AM   #2074
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Sandy lives in the desert. He prowls the sands in an old halftrack looking for derelict vehicles and such he can scavenge for scrap metal and parts.

Now that I think on it, Sandy might be a Jawa. In which case, why does he like looking at human female porn? What a perv.







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Old 07-17-2017, 11:43 AM   #2075
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Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Tim Curry - just to name some of the stars who has never gotten a dinner--whooops, oscar.
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You are going to flog this horse to death sir , are you not ?

Sandhunter wants a halftrack but due to contractual obligations(marriage) . I cannot have one , I do roam the Desert in my Jeep or my sandrail,

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Now that I think on it, Sandy might be a Jawa. In which case, why does he like looking at human female porn? What a perv.
You ever see a naked Jawa woman? There's a reason they wear those loose robes and hoods.

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