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Old 07-08-2017, 05:40 PM   #4331
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Do you have a copy of Susan Boyle private videos
No butt I might have a (Now clinically insane) sketch artists impression of what a dying witness claimed her privates looked like



Although don't hold me to that
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Old 07-08-2017, 05:44 PM   #4332
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Although don't hold me to that

Please I beg you Mate , on Keith`s gold tomb , never even kid about holding me anywhere near to "That ! "
Does Keith do anal
Please copy and paste answer from realiable source
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Old 07-09-2017, 04:08 PM   #4333
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Some clever dick, who doesn't understand English, has deleted two items between dude and myself. I understood that this string was called a 'discussion' string!
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Mate I've told you before , my dick isn't clever



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Old 07-11-2017, 05:35 PM   #4338
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