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Old 07-11-2017, 05:14 PM   #4341
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Geez

Although on the positive side he doesn't know it was me
At least name says it all IMO.
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Old 07-16-2017, 10:26 AM   #4342
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Outrageous !! I wouldn't let my cat go out with a Moslem let alone marry one!
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:29 AM   #4343
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I just came here to leave a comment saying I wasn't gonna be leaving a comment!

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Old 07-23-2017, 03:43 AM   #4344
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I just came here to leave a comment saying I wasn't gonna be leaving a comment!

"to-may-to" vs. "to-mar-to"?
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Old 07-23-2017, 04:52 AM   #4345
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I just came here to leave a comment saying I wasn't gonna be leaving a comment!

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"to-may-to" vs. "to-mar-to"?
To me to

My first post in this thread since WB passed , to me this was his thread and posting here was hard so I didn't , now after almost a year I can post again here
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Do all all the porn stars gargle after ?
Male or female

Does Jake really like China Town ?
Has he ever seen it on the big screen ?
Does E really like the boss ?
Does Jenny really exist?
Is Max Gay ?
Is E gay ?
And is Mal a gunslinger?
Does Sandhunter like sand ?
And Tm is he real or just someone in chitown pretending ?
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Old 07-23-2017, 10:01 AM   #4346
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Does Jake really like China Town ?
Has he ever seen it on the big screen ?
Does E really like the boss ?
Does Jenny really exist?
Is Max Gay ?
Is E gay ?
And is Mal a gunslinger?
Does Sandhunter like sand ?
And Tm is he real or just someone in chitown pretending ?
Thanks Jeff we miss you
Were you a writer for "Soap"

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Old 07-23-2017, 01:42 PM   #4347
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I just came here to leave a comment saying I wasn't gonna be leaving a comment!

Is that something like "I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in"?
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Is that something like "I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in"?
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Does anyone remember the name of the movie where she played a nympho and went to see a female therapist. She basically went from one man to another draining them them discarding and moved onto the next when they had nothing more to satisfy her with. She told her therapist that she wished she was the one getting penetrated by all the strange she was getting
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Old 07-23-2017, 04:07 PM   #4349
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What That's it You have nothing important to add
You could have said Donald Trump drinks seminal fluid by the bucket load and added value to this thread

No Comment I could have not said that myself
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