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Old 07-14-2017, 10:34 PM   #3181
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John was one of many patrons of The Boobie Bungalow who protested the arrest of popular stripper Candy McTittyfuck.

His mistake was the wording on his mobile protest sign.
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Oh, my. I didn't know the big ones came in white.
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Wear this to avoid smelling farts in elevators
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E is a fanatic about his passion for anal, but often times he must take protective measures when back there!
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It's tempting, but I'd rather take my time and not be rushed
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