X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn - Page 67

**HugoHackenbush** · March 22nd, 2019, 09:36 PM

748. Men are generally unaware that they have just come in a woman's mouth. Therefore it is required for her to let some cum dribble down her chin so that the man can know that this blessed event has, in fact, occurred.

March 23rd, 2019, 09:36 PM

749. Genitals have to be closely shaven. Always. Don't bother the visible skin rash, that's completely healthy and adds to your sexual attraction. Pubic hair does not exist for a reason, it is just an error nature made a long time ago. Thank god porn taught us for the better.

March 23rd, 2019, 09:42 PM

750. Women instantly climax if the men pulls out and ejaculates on her face or body when the director tells him to. Women do not need any other form of sexual gratification.

March 23rd, 2019, 09:46 PM

751. Teenagers need to accept anal sex if their teenage lover demands it. After all, it is in those videos, so it has to be checked out as soon as possible. Otherwise, he will find some other silly goose whose poop hole is more inviting.

March 23rd, 2019, 10:02 PM

752. Sex has to be performed on a sofa so others that might come around have better view to it. Needless to say, the sofa the sex is performed upon is always the same sofa, only the performers and the spectators change. Consequently, there is only one make of sofas in the world sex can be performed upon. This is completely different form what ya ol' people told you. They did not have sex until they found a "bed" and some "privacy". No sofas, no cameras, no fun. Babitts.

**jomama** · March 24th, 2019, 12:42 AM

753. women never use sex as a weapon

**jomama** · March 25th, 2019, 12:09 AM

754. People in the 70’s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background

banquomerc · March 25th, 2019, 12:11 AM

755. attractive female teachers often write a general assignment or formula on the blackboard and await after school for an errant student to appear; doors are left open and breasts exposed, but waiting at the desk seems to invite action....both teacher and student are very surprised things work out; if this doesn't work, a full class of two or three students will do or one student in detention...

**palo5** · March 25th, 2019, 08:42 AM

756. Sons often watch their mothers get laid by a gang of black men. The mothers don't care. They just want black meat

**jomama** · March 25th, 2019, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

756. Sons often watch their mothers get laid by a gang of black men. The mothers don't care. They just want black meat

757. Mothers want their daughters black boyfriends and daughters want their mothers boyfriends

March 22nd, 2019, 09:36 PM	#661
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,111 Thanks: 205,938 Thanked 336,411 Times in 14,160 Posts	748. Men are generally unaware that they have just come in a woman's mouth. Therefore it is required for her to let some cum dribble down her chin so that the man can know that this blessed event has, in fact, occurred. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

March 23rd, 2019, 09:36 PM	#662
HansReinhardt Guest Posts: n/a	749. Genitals have to be closely shaven. Always. Don't bother the visible skin rash, that's completely healthy and adds to your sexual attraction. Pubic hair does not exist for a reason, it is just an error nature made a long time ago. Thank god porn taught us for the better. Last edited by HansReinhardt; March 23rd, 2019 at 09:50 PM..

March 23rd, 2019, 09:42 PM	#663
HansReinhardt Guest Posts: n/a	750. Women instantly climax if the men pulls out and ejaculates on her face or body when the director tells him to. Women do not need any other form of sexual gratification. Last edited by HansReinhardt; March 23rd, 2019 at 09:54 PM..

March 23rd, 2019, 09:46 PM	#664
HansReinhardt Guest Posts: n/a	751. Teenagers need to accept anal sex if their teenage lover demands it. After all, it is in those videos, so it has to be checked out as soon as possible. Otherwise, he will find some other silly goose whose poop hole is more inviting. Last edited by HansReinhardt; March 23rd, 2019 at 09:54 PM..

March 24th, 2019, 12:42 AM	#666
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,155 Times in 29,871 Posts	753. women never use sex as a weapon __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

March 23rd, 2019, 10:02 PM	#665
HansReinhardt Guest Posts: n/a	752. Sex has to be performed on a sofa so others that might come around have better view to it. Needless to say, the sofa the sex is performed upon is always the same sofa, only the performers and the spectators change. Consequently, there is only one make of sofas in the world sex can be performed upon. This is completely different form what ya ol' people told you. They did not have sex until they found a "bed" and some "privacy". No sofas, no cameras, no fun. Babitts.

March 25th, 2019, 12:09 AM	#667
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,155 Times in 29,871 Posts	754. People in the 70’s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

March 25th, 2019, 12:11 AM	#668
banquomerc Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 439 Thanks: 12,924 Thanked 3,000 Times in 408 Posts	755. attractive female teachers often write a general assignment or formula on the blackboard and await after school for an errant student to appear; doors are left open and breasts exposed, but waiting at the desk seems to invite action....both teacher and student are very surprised things work out; if this doesn't work, a full class of two or three students will do or one student in detention...

March 25th, 2019, 08:42 AM	#669
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	756. Sons often watch their mothers get laid by a gang of black men. The mothers don't care. They just want black meat

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