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April 16th, 2017, 02:03 AM | #1131 |
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Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
Dad: Caus your Mom loves Easter. It's an anagram. Son: Thanks Dad. Dad: No Problem Alan.
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May 7th, 2017, 04:09 PM | #1132 |
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Hey , I`m being made to post this by Greenman at gun point , honest !
I say we should all embrace that Michael Jackson song,
As it doesn't matter if you're black or white , Unless of course you're black. Do you know what pisses me off most about Africans , They`re always grumbling about having to run miles to get water, Yet never thank us , Every time they win Marathons. See Boko Haram have released 82 of the girls they kidnapped three years ago, Hardly surprising really , Given they'll be screwing all the children they had with them by now.
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May 7th, 2017, 04:25 PM | #1133 |
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- It's ok to ask a guy how many inches his penis is But it gets weird when you ask the diameter of a girls vagina
- I love cooking children and dogs...but I hate using commas. - My Wife: My gynaecologist says I can't have sex for a month. Me: Well, what did your proctologist say? - Saw the wife at the bank today, not good news. I was hoping she'd wash further downriver. - I keep making racist jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride. He finds it really annoying... And so does my dad.
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May 8th, 2017, 03:55 PM | #1134 |
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What are the similarities between a Jew and a stiff nipple ? ,
They both disappear after a shower. Want to know how to kill a hundred flies at once ? , Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. What’s the difference between a Priest and acne ? , Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen.
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May 18th, 2017, 08:40 PM | #1135 |
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The wife got me some of that Bishop's finger ale.
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June 2nd, 2017, 08:41 AM | #1136 |
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June 15th, 2017, 01:13 AM | #1137 |
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July 3rd, 2017, 01:21 PM | #1138 |
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When I saw those Muslims all mowed down by the van I thought ,
"Jesus that could've been me" , But then I remembered I don't have a van. I like my women like I like my whiskey , 12 years old. People say you never know what's round the corner. I do as live in Birmingham , It's usually a load of Asians.
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July 3rd, 2017, 09:06 PM | #1139 |
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My career as a Children's entertainer got off to a bad start,Apparently They thought I said Sock puppets..
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July 4th, 2017, 01:13 PM | #1140 |
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What do Jews and petrol stations have in common ? ,
They're both flammable and steal your money. Got talking to a Muslim woman yesterday who urged me to embrace their culture , So I raped her. I've heard that Poland is a lot like Britain , Just with fewer Polish people.
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