Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 114

**ruffroundedges** · April 16th, 2017, 02:03 AM

Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?

Dad: Caus your Mom loves Easter. It's an anagram.

Son: Thanks Dad.

Dad: No Problem Alan.

MaxJoker · May 7th, 2017, 04:09 PM

I say we should all embrace that Michael Jackson song,
As it doesn't matter if you're black or white ,
Unless of course you're black.

Do you know what pisses me off most about Africans ,
They`re always grumbling about having to run miles to get water,
Yet never thank us ,
Every time they win Marathons.

See Boko Haram have released 82 of the girls they kidnapped three years ago,
Hardly surprising really ,
Given they'll be screwing all the children they had with them by now.

**ruffroundedges** · May 7th, 2017, 04:25 PM

- It's ok to ask a guy how many inches his penis is But it gets weird when you ask the diameter of a girls vagina

- I love cooking children and dogs...but I hate using commas.

- My Wife: My gynaecologist says I can't have sex for a month. Me: Well, what did your proctologist say?

- Saw the wife at the bank today, not good news. I was hoping she'd wash further downriver.

- I keep making racist jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride. He finds it really annoying... And so does my dad.

MaxJoker · May 8th, 2017, 03:55 PM

What are the similarities between a Jew and a stiff nipple ? ,

They both disappear after a shower.

Want to know how to kill a hundred flies at once ? ,

Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What’s the difference between a Priest and acne ? ,

Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen.

**bp666** · May 18th, 2017, 08:40 PM

The wife got me some of that Bishop's finger ale.

"I'm not drinking that" I said, it's probably been up a choir boys arse.

MaxJoker · June 2nd, 2017, 08:41 AM

Why did so many Jews go to Auschwitz ?,

The fare was free.

**bp666** · June 15th, 2017, 01:13 AM

Microwave - A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello.

MaxJoker · July 3rd, 2017, 01:21 PM

When I saw those Muslims all mowed down by the van I thought ,
"Jesus that could've been me" ,
But then I remembered I don't have a van.

I like my women like I like my whiskey ,
12 years old.

People say you never know what's round the corner.
I do as live in Birmingham ,
It's usually a load of Asians.

**Mal Hombre** · July 3rd, 2017, 09:06 PM

My career as a Children's entertainer got off to a bad start,Apparently They thought I said Sock puppets..

MaxJoker · July 4th, 2017, 01:13 PM

What do Jews and petrol stations have in common ? ,

They're both flammable and steal your money.

Got talking to a Muslim woman yesterday who urged me to embrace their culture ,

So I raped her.

I've heard that Poland is a lot like Britain ,

Just with fewer Polish people.

April 16th, 2017, 02:03 AM	#1131
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Caus your Mom loves Easter. It's an anagram. Son: Thanks Dad. Dad: No Problem Alan. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 7th, 2017, 04:09 PM	#1132
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hey , I`m being made to post this by Greenman at gun point , honest ! I say we should all embrace that Michael Jackson song, As it doesn't matter if you're black or white , Unless of course you're black. Do you know what pisses me off most about Africans , They`re always grumbling about having to run miles to get water, Yet never thank us , Every time they win Marathons. See Boko Haram have released 82 of the girls they kidnapped three years ago, Hardly surprising really , Given they'll be screwing all the children they had with them by now. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 7th, 2017, 04:25 PM	#1133
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	- It's ok to ask a guy how many inches his penis is But it gets weird when you ask the diameter of a girls vagina - I love cooking children and dogs...but I hate using commas. - My Wife: My gynaecologist says I can't have sex for a month. Me: Well, what did your proctologist say? - Saw the wife at the bank today, not good news. I was hoping she'd wash further downriver. - I keep making racist jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride. He finds it really annoying... And so does my dad. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 8th, 2017, 03:55 PM	#1134
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	What are the similarities between a Jew and a stiff nipple ? , They both disappear after a shower. Want to know how to kill a hundred flies at once ? , Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. What’s the difference between a Priest and acne ? , Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 2nd, 2017, 08:41 AM	#1136
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Why did so many Jews go to Auschwitz ?, The fare was free. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 18th, 2017, 08:40 PM	#1135
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,520 Thanked 14,183 Times in 1,074 Posts	The wife got me some of that Bishop's finger ale. "I'm not drinking that" I said, it's probably been up a choir boys arse.

June 15th, 2017, 01:13 AM	#1137
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,520 Thanked 14,183 Times in 1,074 Posts	Microwave - A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello.

July 3rd, 2017, 01:21 PM	#1138
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	When I saw those Muslims all mowed down by the van I thought , "Jesus that could've been me" , But then I remembered I don't have a van. I like my women like I like my whiskey , 12 years old. People say you never know what's round the corner. I do as live in Birmingham , It's usually a load of Asians. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 3rd, 2017, 09:06 PM	#1139
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,655 Times in 57,564 Posts	My career as a Children's entertainer got off to a bad start,Apparently They thought I said Sock puppets.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 4th, 2017, 01:13 PM	#1140
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	What do Jews and petrol stations have in common ? , They're both flammable and steal your money. Got talking to a Muslim woman yesterday who urged me to embrace their culture , So I raped her. I've heard that Poland is a lot like Britain , Just with fewer Polish people. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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