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February 2nd, 2018, 06:17 PM | #12981 |
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Pay day loan companies? I'm just so indebted to them.
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February 2nd, 2018, 07:30 PM | #12982 |
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Did you hear about the young newlyweds who didn't know the difference between putty and Vaseline? All their windows fell out.
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February 3rd, 2018, 12:11 AM | #12983 |
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Celebrated Groundhog Day today by eating sausage.
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February 3rd, 2018, 03:46 PM | #12984 |
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no body to love. |
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February 3rd, 2018, 04:16 PM | #12985 |
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Hollywood - the only place where you can get a hamburger and a hand-job at the same location.
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February 3rd, 2018, 04:18 PM | #12986 |
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February 3rd, 2018, 04:22 PM | #12987 |
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Why do you Love prostitutes?
Because they have such gorgeous teeth! |
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February 3rd, 2018, 04:25 PM | #12988 |
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February 4th, 2018, 01:59 AM | #12989 |
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On Groundhog Day the US stock markets fell precipitously--did they see their own shadow?
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February 4th, 2018, 10:08 AM | #12990 |
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Why did Waldo go to therapy?
To find himself |
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