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February 2nd, 2018, 06:17 PM	#12981
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February 2nd, 2018, 07:30 PM	#12982
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,986 Times in 890 Posts	Did you hear about the young newlyweds who didn't know the difference between putty and Vaseline? All their windows fell out.

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February 3rd, 2018, 12:11 AM	#12983
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	Celebrated Groundhog Day today by eating sausage.

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February 3rd, 2018, 03:46 PM	#12984
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,977 Times in 15,730 Posts	Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.

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February 3rd, 2018, 04:16 PM	#12985
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,818 Times in 1,241 Posts	Hollywood - the only place where you can get a hamburger and a hand-job at the same location.

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February 3rd, 2018, 04:22 PM	#12987
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,818 Times in 1,241 Posts	Why do you Love prostitutes? Because they have such gorgeous teeth!

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February 4th, 2018, 01:59 AM	#12989
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,351 Times in 1,903 Posts	On Groundhog Day the US stock markets fell precipitously--did they see their own shadow? e.d.

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