Why so many XXX productions with dismal cumshots ?

[thebadguy]

just posted this up - big cumshot compilation

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t16...etro-porn.html

[delius224]

I remember some clips from a "kingdom cum" (or something like that) series in the 90s. This guy covered girls with gallons of cum! Unbelieveable, but true.
Anybody remember it, too?

[savager]

Jism - wasn't that a John Wayne western ?

[BeerBelly]

does anybody else find those huge prosthetic dicks and fake cumshots by the insane cock bros to be one of THE biggest turnoffs in porn today ?

I personally think they are total shite and i cant see why anybody would want to watch it.

I like erotic material where the guys come like a firemans hose and it hits the girl square in the kisser , i think its the perfect way to end a clip .

Beerbelly

[Mr.Bungle]

Originally Posted by stezza170

I have to say, probably the best part of this thread is the terminology that is being produced for semen. Upto now we have:-

Man Gravy
Wad of Jism
Man-Goo
Tijuana Toothpaste
Yogurt
Man Muck

Got anymore, or is it worthy of it's own thread?

You missed Love Snot and Dick Butter.
As well:

Jizz
Man Chowder
Skeet
Splooge
Man Milk
Baby Batter

And, for the confused, here's some definitions from the Urban Dictionary:

4. SEMEN:

-Scientific name for cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, etc. Actually the thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the cock when the male is suitably excited - but fluid and content are, unsurprisingly, often confused!

-Something you can shoot on ANYTHING and make a baby.

1.You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE IT...computer monitor babies
2.You shoot your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES

-Acts as a nutrient pill or vitamin and also whitens your teeth!

Man1:Oh she is really fit, I bet she takes vitamins
Man2:No dude, that bitch drinks semen like EVERYDAY!

-A mispelling of seven.

-White stuff that explodes out of a guy's rod after a good tug.

I just dumped a load of cum over the kitchen bench.

-A male orgasm resulting in sometimes unexpected amounts of love juice spurting veciferously.

Uh-huh, Im gonna cum baby, ooh-wee... look at that, oh you can't, its in your eye!!

[gt60x]

Originally Posted by BeerBelly

Ive seen so many that I would just have cut out of the movie or photoshoot , guy panting wildly " im gonna cum " and the crappy dribble running out the end of his todger and onto the floor.........rubbish

Ive seen movies that end in a guy firing out wad after wad of jism so thick you could hang wallpaper with it and the girl concerned getting plastered in it...........thats how i like to see a scene conclude.

Does anybody else agree that a crap cumshot i.e a joey silvera pathetic effort for example , can render a loop or movie a huge anti-climax if you pardon the pun

Peter North is a major snooze for me , are there any other male stars who can seriously chuck out serious money shots and who seldom disappoint ?

Beerbelly

I agree a poor or badly aimed shot can ruin a great scene.

[delius224]

@ Mr. Bungle

LOL, hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, thank you for this ... I am still laughing!!!!
Grrrrrrreat!

[kiwi]

Originally Posted by rachelx

Well, this *is* a very interesting question.

In modern times Viagra, etc. may have something to do with it. I mean, if you can get it up four times in an afternoon to please the shooting (!) schedule, you'll probably also end up boring everyone with a lack of shooting. Hard cocks don't equal big cumshots.

And some men simply don't produce much at all, hell, some don't even shoot, they just dribble. Think about it from a personal viewpoint: how many times have you fucked like a hero and still produced not very much, and other times barely managed 30 strokes and you're good for several big squirts of yogurt?

Peter North, sure, he's always been the cum king, but he lacks charisma. Ron Jeremy, nasty little fucker, big cock, never shot much. Harry Reems used to shake the shit out of his dick while shooting in an effort to achieve far more coverage (that was Harry, right?). John Holmes, big gun with a weak load.

And, yeah, it's a crying shame when a shooter positions himself off to one side of the girl's face only to have his first coupla huge squirts disappear over her opposite shoulder and out of shot. Aim that gun!!

Luck of the draw, I say. It's really up to the directors to edit out the weak shots, but then they're really editing out the whole fuck scene, so it all gets left in. Follow the money... not the money shots.

A wonderful categorization of male porn stars' abilities @ shooting a load (or not) Sad 2 say rachelx, I've now joined the 'dripple' brigade Rlol!

but thanks, you made me laugh.

[kiwi]

Originally Posted by stezza170

I have to say, probably the best part of this thread is the terminology that is being produced for semen. Upto now we have:-

Man Gravy
Wad of Jism
Man-Goo
Tijuana Toothpaste
Yogurt
Man Muck

Got anymore, or is it worthy of it's own thread?

spunk

cum

jizm (...mine has a Z)

jungle juice (4 the brothers)

and erm...

paste (as in wallpaper ... not one of mine, a weird - yet sexy - exGF)

[Halibut72]

Originally Posted by BeerBelly

Peter North is a major snooze for me , are there any other male stars who can seriously chuck out serious money shots and who seldom disappoint ?

Mark Ashley always seems to produce a decent load. Does a good cream pie too.