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Old December 18th, 2018, 10:28 AM   #18951
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Types of Christmas tree

1. Fraser Fir
2. Balsam Fir
3. Douglas Fir
4. Plastic
5. Serbian Spruce
6. Grand Fir
7. Festivus Pole
8. Portsmouth Gunwharf Quays
9. The 'I don't know what kind it is, but I the doofus that has too sweep up all the dead pine needles' tree.
10. Blue Spruce
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Types of Christmas tree

1. Fraser Fir
2. Balsam Fir
3. Douglas Fir
4. Plastic
5. Serbian Spruce
6. Grand Fir
7. Festivus Pole
8. Portsmouth Gunwharf Quays
9. The 'I don't know what kind it is, but I the doofus that has too sweep up all the dead pine needles' tree.
10. Blue Spruce
11. Plastic fakes, sometimes covered in fake snow (very popular in the 1970s).
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ypes of Christmas tree

1. Fraser Fir
2. Balsam Fir
3. Douglas Fir
4. Plastic
5. Serbian Spruce
6. Grand Fir
7. Festivus Pole
8. Portsmouth Gunwharf Quays
9. The 'I don't know what kind it is, but I the doofus that has too sweep up all the dead pine needles' tree.
10. Blue Spruce
11. Plastic fakes, sometimes covered in fake snow (very popular in the 1970s).
12. Eastern White Pine
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ypes of Christmas tree

1. Fraser Fir
2. Balsam Fir
3. Douglas Fir
4. Plastic
5. Serbian Spruce
6. Grand Fir
7. Festivus Pole
8. Portsmouth Gunwharf Quays
9. The 'I don't know what kind it is, but I the doofus that has too sweep up all the dead pine needles' tree.
10. Blue Spruce
11. Plastic fakes, sometimes covered in fake snow (very popular in the 1970s).
12. Eastern White Pine
13. The little cardboard air fresheners that hang from rear view mirrors.

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What you dread about the holidays--

1. In-laws.
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What you dread about the holidays--

1. In-laws.
2. Post Christmas sales
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What you dread about the holidays--

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2. Post Christmas sales
3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve
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1. In-laws.
2. Post Christmas sales
3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve
4. Humbug
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1. In-laws.
2. Post Christmas sales
3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve
4. Humbug
5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members.
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1. In-laws.
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3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve
4. Humbug
5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members.
6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge
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What you dread about the holidays--

1. In-laws.
2. Post Christmas sales
3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve
4. Humbug
5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members.
6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge
7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages!
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