What if you lived in Australia?

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

How about a wind chime made out of hollowed out Quokka bones

If anyone goes to Rottnest Island for the purpose of harming Quokkas, Hiram will have his construction company build a special identification system similar to what they have in airports. Anyone attempting to harm a quokka will be seared to ashes by an aerial drone system that patrols the island!

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by philll_77

1 - "WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

African or European?

[andw]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

If only you aussies would use "the Kings english" ....

We will when the Americans do.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by andw

We will when the Americans do.

More Australians can understand Americans than the opposite. "Honey it was a great vacation we had in Australia, except for one thing. Half the time I could not understand a word they were saying!"

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Americans

Yanks Do you know how much America could learn from Australia

Not much

But, just to prove we know what we're doing, without getting into politics as it is credit to both sides of politics, Today marked 26 years of positive economic growth without a recession, a world record, think about that, there's a generation of Aussies who have never lived through one

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

...there's a generation of Aussies who have never lived through one

Yeah! But there's been a whole generation of Aussies who've never lived through anything...much!

That's why they're all in London.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by bloke57

That's why they're all in London.

At this time of year I believe it, It's freezing here, about 3 C outside now They've gone from where it's freezing to where it's only cold

[Mal Hombre]

Originally Posted by effCup

But there has been His Royal Highness Prince Leonard I of Hutt overseeing the Principality of Hutt River since 1970. Surely that must help with the lingo?

Hutt ? We don't want none of His Jabba..

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

At this time of year I believe it, It's freezing here, about 3 C outside now They've gone from where it's freezing to where it's only cold

Nonsense! Why, I barely even needed to scrape the car this morning.

[Motorboater]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

More Australians can understand Americans than the opposite. "Honey it was a great vacation we had in Australia, except for one thing. Half the time I could not understand a word they were saying!"

Yeah, whatever.

What do you think of the Swans vs Bulldogs tonight?