A naked woman on my bed and i didn't know what to do ? - Page 2

**billybunter** · January 27th, 2009, 10:40 AM

I would suggest you try the doggie position.

Peter Parker · January 27th, 2009, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

I would suggest you try the doggie position.

Yeh - but he would need a ladder or cherry picker to get high enough.

MaxJoker · January 28th, 2009, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Peter Parker

Yeh - but he would need a ladder or cherry picker to get high enough.

Not forgetting two cranes to part those erm , they`re legs right ?.

Anyway i tried to get rid of Blanche but couldn`t get the butterball out of my bed. Don't actually know if that`s her name as her mouths always chewing burgers, and she can't nod due to her lack of a neck . Can`t even find out how or why she got here as her fingers are too covered in grease to hold a pen.
Oh and in answer to some questions i bought the bed during my last holiday, to Krypton !.
Anyway she won`t budge ,even after i deep fried a whole pig and left it by the front door to tempt her. As i figure i get her close enough to open air and with my foot on her back ( Don't worry i`ll wear snowshoes ) the force of gravity might send her spinning out and into space , as i think i read somewhere that two immense masses can`t exist (The planet and of course her) in the same place or something ?.
Still for now and to earn a buck i`ve brought a second hand projector and started showing movies on her stomach for the local kids , had a bit of problem the night before last as the thing broke down.Just lucky i`d advertised the evening film as The Blob as all i had to do was turn up the lights and let sights speak for themselves, pity though as that night sales of popcorn dropped though the floor

**kiwi** · January 28th, 2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by tobe2165

where did you buy that bed?
It´s a Top Quality item,made it to last forever!

Ikea?

Kiwi

**kiwi** · January 28th, 2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

That's the 1st camel-toe shot I've ever seen without panties

...think I might be going to vomit

Kiwi

joachim · January 28th, 2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kiwi

That's the 1st camel-toe shot I've ever seen without panties

...think I might be going to vomit

Kiwi

hehe..............:-))

MaxJoker · January 28th, 2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by kiwi

That's the 1st camel-toe shot I've ever seen without panties
Kiwi

Oh i forgot to explain she actually landed on my bed face down , but since i couldn't move the lady (?) i just ended up twisting her head a 180 degrees so she could wheeze easier . Hope that helps avoid any further misunderstands

**19gc19** · January 28th, 2009, 10:15 PM

I've no "ikea", sorry!

**mjefferys1** · January 29th, 2009, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

I would suggest you try the doggie position.

Think I would rather try the dog.....

Estreeter · January 29th, 2009, 02:54 AM

This is how she got to be such a lovely lady

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