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Old May 15th, 2011, 02:39 PM   #11
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Sudden Impact (1983)
Harry Callahan: Yeah… you’re a legend in your own mind.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 02:46 PM   #12
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One i particularly dislike and i don't know, nor care to know it's origins is

"It's all good"

Has made me see red a few times.
Another is the phrase "out and about" which i hate vehemently and although i try not to let it, people who use it invariably drop in esteem in my eyes.

Yeah i know. I need to seek help.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 06:37 PM   #13
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I wouldn`t fuck her .........


Not even with your dick.

Not even with Bea Arthurs dick.

Not even with Bill Cosbys dick.

Not even with Dick Turpins dick.

Not even with a second hand salami .


Ok so i don`t think i have the exact idea of Mal`s topic yet, but those are all variations i`ve used for excuses as to why i didn`t wish to get involved with women i have been set up with by well intentioned friends.

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Old May 15th, 2011, 06:57 PM   #14
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better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
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Since my girlfriend went to see Despicable Me all I hear anymore are lines from that film. I haven't even seen it and I feel like I know it inside out.
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At the end of the day, there can only be one winner, there is no i in team, simples
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My personal most hated one is;

"That's what I'm talkin' about."

Especially when the person usually was NOT talking about it.
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" You looking at me ? "

Although nine times out of ten the women i ask really haven`t been


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"Not on my watch" I have to admit to using this one
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"Computer says no"
"I want that one"
" No but yeah but"
any others from Little Brittain, boy that got old fast.
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