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October 19th, 2015, 06:31 AM | #161 |
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"Was it good for you?"
A question you should never ask a woman after having sex!
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October 19th, 2015, 04:55 PM | #162 |
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'Low hanging fruit'
'Helicopter view' 'Boil the ocean' no, me neither 'On the glide path' Last edited by risen; October 19th, 2015 at 05:01 PM.. |
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October 19th, 2015, 06:01 PM | #163 |
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Most Overused Catchphrases.
"...going forward." As in "This new procedure will be useful going forward." As opposed to going backwards I presume.
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October 19th, 2015, 06:05 PM | #164 |
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In the UK at the moment,It's "Hard Working Families"
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October 22nd, 2015, 06:25 PM | #165 |
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I find this one very irritating:-
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October 28th, 2015, 05:50 PM | #166 |
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Well if like me you've already nicked her card , why not do the polite gentlemanly thing (So might say) and ask.
What`s your PIN number, (Only to be used if she`s drunk enough ) again darling ?.
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February 11th, 2024, 05:10 PM | #167 |
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and the new prime minister is:
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February 14th, 2024, 10:25 AM | #168 |
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maybe one of the most over-used (and mis-used) ones
"... thoughts and prayers"
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February 14th, 2024, 11:07 AM | #169 |
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Another chance to see = a poxy fifth repeat of a pile of shite that paid for itself twenty years ago and was not worth watching then
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February 15th, 2024, 05:52 AM | #170 |
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"We're done here."
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