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There once was a voluble WAC,
Who had a voluminous crack. But she kept it shuttered; Her motormouth muttered While seamen entered from the back. |
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February 11th, 2010, 09:19 PM | #72 |
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The Wanker From Wales
There was a wanker from wales,
When he guffed he arose gales, He wanked so hard, His dick turned to lard, When he trys to have sex he fails. |
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The Wedding
there once was a gal from gibraltar
who married a young man named walter when the vows were recited they got so excited they did it right there at the altar |
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February 12th, 2010, 07:51 AM | #74 |
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There once was a nun from West Kent
Who'd given up wanking for Lent; But she still played with the todger Of Roger the Lodger Because she thought cock Heaven-sent! |
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February 12th, 2010, 10:46 AM | #75 |
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There once was a hostess from Leigh
Who would fuck all her guests for a fee - Except for Roger the Lodger, Given the size of his todger, He had her each morning for free. |
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February 18th, 2010, 03:13 PM | #76 |
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There was a young lezzie from Pyke
Who rode into work on a bike; She was offered some cock As she rode by the dock But said, "Fuck off, pal, take a hike!" |
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February 19th, 2010, 01:55 PM | #77 |
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A friendly young girl called Miss Doves
Likes to jack off the young men that she loves She'll use her bare fist If the fellas insist But she usually prefers to wear gloves
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February 23rd, 2010, 07:40 PM | #78 |
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There was an old miser called Fred
Who wanted a new water bed But none could be found For under a pound So he pissed on his mattress instead.
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There was a young lady from Spain
Who liked it now and again Not now and again As in now and again But now!and again and again !
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February 28th, 2010, 04:32 PM | #80 |
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Maid Marian and Robin Hood
Said Marian to Robin Hood,
Your super-tight tights look so good! They clearly display Your manhood's array And your arrow's quivering wood! |
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