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There is a young girl from Darjeeling
Who's wanks her boy's cock with great feeling, But his dong is so long That when it's on song, He spunks all over the ceiling! |
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February 9th, 2010, 03:35 PM | #62 |
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There once was a housewife from Bute
Who thought her milkman quite cute, Till, layed on her tum, He rogered her bum With a cock that was now quite a brute! |
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February 9th, 2010, 04:40 PM | #63 |
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Wildly off-topic but from the great Ogden Nash's, "The Golden Trashery of Ogden Nashery". Spring in the Bowery.
Spring is sprung, the grass is ris - I wonder where the boydies is? Some say, "The boyd is on the wing." But that's absoyd, The wing is on the boyd! |
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February 9th, 2010, 11:38 PM | #64 |
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Plein Hair
There was a painter named Ben Mayer,
Who said to his model, 'Bend there. I’m doing full frontal, Which means that your cunt'll Be lustrous, ’cause I paint 'plein hair.'' |
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Plumber From Leigh
There once was a plumber from Leigh,
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said 'Stop your plumbing, 'There's somebody coming.' 'I know,' said the plumber, 'It's me.' |
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Woman in China
There once was a woman in China
Who stuck dynamite up her vagina. She lit it on fire In suicidal ire. It blew her to South Carolina. |
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February 10th, 2010, 10:13 AM | #67 |
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There was a young whore from East Brent
Who, when all her money was spent, Would let you tickle her tum, While you rogered her bum, For an extra twenty-percent. Last edited by vierenweg; February 10th, 2010 at 10:17 AM.. Reason: Missed a hyphen first time round. |
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February 10th, 2010, 11:27 AM | #68 |
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose spunk could fill half of a bucket - His wife would complain, "It's a bit of a pain." Until she learned how to duck it. |
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Who liked to wank-off on his toast, But one day, half-awake, He wanked-off in his cake And found that his knob was all-roast! |
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February 11th, 2010, 11:16 AM | #70 |
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There once was a bishop from Bute
Whose longing for nuns was acute; But he never could bag them In order to shag them, Not even when offered some loot. So this randy old bishop from Bute Took his cock out to give it a toot. He wanked it all night And 'twas a hell of sight When he finally got it to shoot! Last edited by vierenweg; February 12th, 2010 at 05:55 PM.. Reason: Correction. |
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