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July 16th, 2011, 04:50 PM | #1 |
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Replace "Heart" with "Arse/Ass" (Songs)
Lets see how this goesListening to the radio & a daft game has me chuckling to myself. It's simple, childish & slightly smutty Perfect idea for a thread Give us your songs (with the new lyric in the title - plurals get pluralized etc.) add a Youtube link and find your old tunes are transformed A few examples of how this juvenile japery jest-fest juxtaposes jaunty jukebox jingles yes, i did use a dictionary for that alliteration ..... |
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July 16th, 2011, 05:14 PM | #2 |
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Don't Go Breaking My Arse-Elton John and Kiki Dee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWLpiPlJAA8 Arsebeat-Buddy Holly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZyuxNxQvbE Listen To Your Arse-Roxette http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktRsl2hAPhY Arse Of Gold-Neil Young http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwT1L-FSzEo Arse-Shaped Box -Nirvana http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6P0SitRwy8 Achy Breaky Arse-Billy Ray Cyrus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc
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July 16th, 2011, 05:31 PM | #3 |
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This was trending on Twitter yesterday; I think Danny Baker started it. I liked Take Another Little Piece of my Arse
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Bonnie Tyler-Total Eclipse of the Arse
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Backstreet Boys Quit playin games with my arse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VZPd...eature=related Whitney Houston - Where Do Broken Arses Go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ONj6...eature=related |
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Britney Spears-"Deep in my Arse"
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Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Arse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg Roxy Music In Every Dream Home an Arse ache http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmMveU0dmc |
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Young Arses Run Free-Candy Staton
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Strange how it's only funny in one direction, although i'm sure many who knew Billy (R.I.P) would see irony.
Maybe [COLOR=#3E3E00 !important]the Aztecs [/COLOR]were onto something? for older non Australians i might suggest this link to a song you should all know. and for any guitarists who read this, it's a hoot to play. |
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