You Know You're Old When.. - Page 2

**Giacson** · January 19th, 2010, 03:13 AM

You know you're getting older the first time your barber trims your ear hair.

**Clouddancer** · January 19th, 2010, 11:35 AM

You know your old, when you can remember when telephones only let you talk to another person.

I've just been to the Dentist & i'll swear she was no more than 12 years old!!!!

**DTravel** · January 19th, 2010, 07:55 PM

You know you're an Old Codger when...

Not only do you not understand what they are saying in TV commercials, you're not even sure what language they are speaking.

When watching some medical or doctor show not only do you recognize what they are doing to the patient, you can point to the scar on your self from it.

You call someone "son" or "sonny" and you don't even realize it until an hour later. Worse, they didn't complain or correct you.

You've seen it all so many times before that not only are you right all the time, you are bored with being right all the time.

martin1964 · January 19th, 2010, 08:16 PM

When the porn stars you lusted after in your youth are making MILF movies...

**billybunter** · January 19th, 2010, 08:27 PM

You make a sighing groaning noise when you sit down.

**RyderKnightley** · January 19th, 2010, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arespilgrim

When you look at the Top 40, and find maybe two tracks you like.

Yeah, but the other 38 are cover version of classics murdered by some un-talented boy or girl bands.

dorcelfan · January 19th, 2010, 10:20 PM

You know you're old when farting and taking a shit are the same event.....

**DTravel** · January 19th, 2010, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dorcelfan

You know you're old when farting and taking a shit are the same event.....

That's not old age, that's too many beans in your diet.

jazper · January 19th, 2010, 10:44 PM

When you watch some porn and think, that bed looks comfy!!

iufrenchman · January 20th, 2010, 12:15 AM

You reach the toilet you forgot what you wanted to do.
Tightening your belt becomes uncomfortable under your armpits.
You can't finish a conversation, because you don't remember what you were talking about.

January 19th, 2010, 11:35 AM	#12
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January 19th, 2010, 03:13 AM	#11
Giacson Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 441 Thanks: 3,460 Thanked 8,758 Times in 435 Posts	You know you're getting older the first time your barber trims your ear hair.

January 19th, 2010, 08:16 PM	#14
martin1964 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 173 Thanks: 116 Thanked 6,362 Times in 168 Posts	When the porn stars you lusted after in your youth are making MILF movies...

January 19th, 2010, 08:27 PM	#15
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	You make a sighing groaning noise when you sit down.

January 19th, 2010, 10:20 PM	#17
dorcelfan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The sunny south Posts: 228 Thanks: 4,467 Thanked 1,936 Times in 219 Posts	You know you're old when farting and taking a shit are the same event.....

January 19th, 2010, 10:44 PM	#19
jazper Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 15 Thanks: 1,070 Thanked 96 Times in 13 Posts	When you watch some porn and think, that bed looks comfy!!

January 20th, 2010, 12:15 AM	#20
iufrenchman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 238 Thanks: 1,676 Thanked 2,536 Times in 228 Posts	You reach the toilet you forgot what you wanted to do. Tightening your belt becomes uncomfortable under your armpits. You can't finish a conversation, because you don't remember what you were talking about.