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Old July 31st, 2011, 08:41 PM   #251
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Old July 31st, 2011, 08:51 PM   #252
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After finding the perfect curtains for her boudoir, Fanny was tickled pink.
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Old August 3rd, 2011, 07:20 PM   #253
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Put your hearing aid back in,
I said "sit with me" not "shit on a tree."
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Old August 5th, 2011, 05:15 AM   #254
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Look at the size of those mudflaps......
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Old August 5th, 2011, 01:53 PM   #255
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I said I wanted bicycle clips!!!
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Old August 5th, 2011, 09:34 PM   #256
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now, that's bush on bush.
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Old August 6th, 2011, 01:17 AM   #257
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...and now it has a lovely pine fragrance
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Old September 25th, 2011, 02:20 AM   #258
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CLANG!!!!
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Old October 1st, 2011, 04:25 PM   #259
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Big Grin FUNTIME: Create/write a photo caption

In so many photos the look/facial expression of the women's/men's faces seem to appear like they are thinking something. Since we obviously do not know what they are actually thinking, I thought it may be fun to write/create a photo caption of our own as to what they might appear to be thinking at that moment.

The photo may be that of a blowjob/hand job or any sexual situation, and the caption may be of a comical or serious nature.
Also, please don't forget to mention or thank the original photo poster.

I will start it off ... for example:
Thanks to jagturan for photo

"Sorry Lucy, but its your loss, it's all mine now!"

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Old October 1st, 2011, 05:54 PM   #260
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I don't care which of you flushed my goldfish, get in there and find it!

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