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Money , preferably ours | 112 | 72.26% | |
A massive throbbing ,warm personality | 6 | 3.87% | |
Us to have a great sense of humour , so we can laugh along when they make jokes at our expense | 13 | 8.39% | |
Us to look like film stars , while they can look like bags of cottage cheese | 6 | 3.87% | |
Our own home , preferably soon to be signed over to them | 56 | 36.13% | |
For us to listen to them , but never judge | 18 | 11.61% | |
Eyes only for them , and their mean spirited hearts | 9 | 5.81% | |
No spine and a constantly nodding head | 5 | 3.23% | |
All of the above and much much more | 155 | 100.00% | |
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July 2nd, 2008, 08:08 AM | #11 |
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November 11th, 2008, 08:58 AM | #12 |
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Seriously !
You know i`m sure the VAST majority of women are perfectly delightful and consistently reasonable people , it`s just that i've yet to meet one of those. Take last night for instance , where i got the look ,the complain filled sigh then the frosty turn merely because i`m unable to read another's thoughts. Thing is that`s probably quite hard to do at the best of times , but if you`re having to work two jobs and are kinda beat it`s hardly surprising if your brain forgets to remind you the woman beside (Herself) is waiting for you to ask how the semi-important meeting with her colleague went. Fellow forum-ers i`m giving serious consideration towards forming my own charity for emotionally traumatized men The Peace of Mind Society Or PMS for sort
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May 18th, 2009, 12:01 PM | #13 |
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This threads slip sliding away ? .Hell no i say !
Here`s the top ten things we men know about women
1) They always keep you waiting , for everything 2) They only want to talk when they want to talk , anything else is an invasion of their quiet space 3) They hardly ever listen to our advice , yet still like to use us as their moral, mental and emotional support systems 4) They withhold sex , yet don't want us to use porn 5) They ask us how we`re feeling , wherein we then have to quickly judge how they`re feeling and whether they can handle our answer or not 6) They love to shop , preferably with us as pack animal and mobile bank teller 7) They enjoy talking to their girlfriends about everything we've ever said or done , yet want discussions between us to remain a mystery to our own friends 8) They buy makeup they never use and clothes they never wear , oh and try to store them at my flat 9) They want to watch trash TV with us and read even trashier glossy magazine stories out to us , yet won`t sit through a single minute of Rising Damp or debate whether or not the new Green Lantern film should star the guy who plays Kirk (I say no) 10) They always want to plan things in advance such as dinner parties , evenings out , our wedding , you know ,the usual So in summation , women are self obsessed yet have what we need . Still that`s what we know about them , now let`s see just what they know about us 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) The defense rests
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May 18th, 2009, 12:37 PM | #14 |
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This would be my ex's list:
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other |
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May 18th, 2009, 02:37 PM | #16 |
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in the words of good charlotte...
Educated With Money He's well dressed; Not funny And Not Much to say in most conversation But He'll foot The Bill in all situations 'Cause He Pays For Everything Girls Don't Like Boys. Girls Like Cars And Money Boys Will Laugh At Girls When They're Not Funny Paper or Plastic. Don't Matter She'll have it Vacations and shopping sprees These are a few of her favorite things She'll Get What She wants if She is Willing To Please. His Type of Girl Always Comes With A Fee Hey Now There's Nothing For Free Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like Cars And Money Boys Will Laugh At Girls When They're Not Funny And These Girls Like These Boys, Like These Boys Like These Girls The Girls With the Bodies Like Boys With Ferraris Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like Cars And Money Lets Go... Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like Cars And Money Boys Will Laugh At Girls When Theyre Not Funny And These Girls Like These Boys, Like These Boys Like These Girls The Girls With the Bodies Like Boys With Ferraris Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like Cars And Money All of these boys (yeah) and all of the girls are Losing Their Souls In a Material World... All of these boys (yeah) and all of the girls are Losing Their Souls In a Material World... All of these boys (yeah) and all of the girls are Losing Their Souls In a Material World... All of these boys (yeah) and all of the girls are Losing Their Souls In a Material World... |
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June 11th, 2009, 12:31 AM | #18 |
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I'm so happy im a batchelor.
Only had one Gf 20 15 years ago but she lived miles away and it drifted apart. Good thing is i can admire female flesh without having to hide it too much or feel guilty about it. if i had good looks and a dick that could shoot down planes i'd happily do porn. i have no one to worry about it. i'd get my oates without the baggage. A bit cold i know but truthful. i'm one of those guys the emotional connetion to marry and procreate just isnt there. |
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June 11th, 2009, 12:37 AM | #19 |
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June 11th, 2009, 01:35 PM | #20 |
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Dude, I can't even decide what I want!
That said, here are a couple of lines from a small movie called "the Personals." The scene is a crowded pick-up bar:
"I'm not that tall. I happen to be sitting on my wallet." (Spoken loudly) "Do you know if they tow Porsche's around here?" Talk about serendipity, I just got an email from my brother called "The new Ferrari." Be sure to enlarge the second photo. WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE: WHAT IT DOES: |
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