Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 10

Estreeter · September 6th, 2009, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tmee2000

Stephen Wright
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.

"What do batteries run on?"
Stephen Wright

**bawjaws** · September 6th, 2009, 08:22 PM

Life On Mars
Sam Tyler.."who are you?"
Gene Hunt..."Gene Hunt your DCI it's 1973 just about dinner time and I'm 'avin hoops"
and
"c'mon out.. your surrounded by armed ba***rds"

**madisongrove** · September 6th, 2009, 09:04 PM

"If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Estreeter · September 7th, 2009, 04:05 AM

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

Steven Wright
Genius

**Tmee2020** · September 9th, 2009, 09:50 AM

George Bernard Shaw telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of Major Barbara: "Have reserved two tickets for first night. Come and bring a friend if you have one."

Churchill wired back, "Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night, if you have one."

**Tmee2020** · September 9th, 2009, 10:39 AM

Warts and all
“Mr Lely, I desire you would use all your skill to paint my picture freely like me, and not flatter me at all; but remark all these roughnesses, pimples, warts and everything as you see me, otherwise I will never pay a farthing for it”

“Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry”

Very good advice.

**Mal Hombre** · September 10th, 2009, 06:04 PM

Fifty pence for a bang on the bollocks?How much you charge for a kick up the arse?
Roy Chubby Brown,from the film UFO

**imtrying** · September 10th, 2009, 06:43 PM

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

**Desert Dream** · September 11th, 2009, 03:58 PM

Rodney Dangerfield from the movie - CaddyShack

" The last time I saw a face like that, It had a hook in it."

Andrew Dice Clay from his movie - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

Greeting 2 detectives with this great line " And what are your names, Neil and Bob ? or is that what you do huh ? "

**Tmee2020** · September 11th, 2009, 11:14 PM

The phrase may come from Bernard of Chartres around 1130. The inscription on the edge of the £2 coin is quoting Newton.
“If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.”
– Isaac Newton, letter to Robert Hooke, 1676

“Newton won the race in part because, as he put it, he had stood on the shoulders of giants and in part because he just happened to be the biggest giant of them all.”
– Alan Cromer, Uncommon Sense: The Heretical Nature of Science, 1993

Hooke had a reputation for taking the credit for ideas that weren't necessarily his own, Newton's included.

September 7th, 2009, 04:05 AM	#94
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September 9th, 2009, 09:50 AM	#95
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,836 Thanked 71,434 Times in 4,151 Posts	Shaw and Churchill George Bernard Shaw telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of Major Barbara: "Have reserved two tickets for first night. Come and bring a friend if you have one." Churchill wired back, "Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night, if you have one."

September 9th, 2009, 10:39 AM	#96
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,836 Thanked 71,434 Times in 4,151 Posts	Cromwell Warts and all “Mr Lely, I desire you would use all your skill to paint my picture freely like me, and not flatter me at all; but remark all these roughnesses, pimples, warts and everything as you see me, otherwise I will never pay a farthing for it” “Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry” Very good advice. Last edited by Tmee2020; September 9th, 2009 at 10:42 AM..

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September 11th, 2009, 11:14 PM	#100
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,836 Thanked 71,434 Times in 4,151 Posts	Standing on the shoulders of giants The phrase may come from Bernard of Chartres around 1130. The inscription on the edge of the £2 coin is quoting Newton. “If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.” – Isaac Newton, letter to Robert Hooke, 1676 “Newton won the race in part because, as he put it, he had stood on the shoulders of giants and in part because he just happened to be the biggest giant of them all.” – Alan Cromer, Uncommon Sense: The Heretical Nature of Science, 1993 Hooke had a reputation for taking the credit for ideas that weren't necessarily his own, Newton's included. Last edited by Tmee2020; September 11th, 2009 at 11:36 PM..

September 6th, 2009, 08:22 PM	#92
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,806 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	Life On Mars Sam Tyler.."who are you?" Gene Hunt..."Gene Hunt your DCI it's 1973 just about dinner time and I'm 'avin hoops" and "c'mon out.. your surrounded by armed ba***rds"

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madisongrove Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,158 Thanks: 6,316 Thanked 39,713 Times in 1,217 Posts	"If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

September 10th, 2009, 06:43 PM	#98
imtrying Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 14,832 Thanked 17,239 Times in 1,043 Posts	Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

September 11th, 2009, 03:58 PM	#99
Desert Dream Waggleton P. Tallylicker Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Nor Iron Posts: 1,859 Thanks: 59,330 Thanked 72,663 Times in 1,892 Posts	Rodney Dangerfield from the movie - CaddyShack " The last time I saw a face like that, It had a hook in it." Andrew Dice Clay from his movie - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Greeting 2 detectives with this great line " And what are your names, Neil and Bob ? or is that what you do huh ? "

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