Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s

[MaxJoker]

Try and hold down your dinner fellow members as this next fine filly is so good looking she`ll make you vomit until you feel dizzy




No offense to , errrrrr , her



Yep that`s right folks ,this person who appears to have hit every branch on the pig awful looking Shemale tree, has written a profile declaring IT`S a woman



Plus one who has three kids and despite being 44 doesn`t want to date a man who isn`t independent, solvent , honest and under 40



Yeah good luck with that totally attainable dream "Mr" Uggo

[MaxJoker]

Well fellow forum folks this latest "Lady" and mum seeks to find,



And i directly quote,



"Sum 1 who wats 2 treat me lik princess am, all else bet jog on "



First of ,

Huh

Plus she (?) then adds as a delightful side order garnish,



"Wot u c is wot u get ".

Hmmmmmm, alrighty then

Which reminds me.

Guess it`s about i turned gay

Or at least i would if this gentle loving non self obsessed woman, was the last female alive

[MaxJoker]

Well fellow forum fella`s i`ve decided on a different track for this dying on it`s arse thread.

Brace yourselves.

I have joined POF

Uh huh my stupidity, i mean bravery indeed knows no bounds

So from now on i`ll only post images of women who haven`t replied to me.

That`s right, only those rude enough not to respond to this throbbing chunk of manhood, shall be placed in the Funnies hall of infamy

Alright technically the profile i`ve written for the site is, as you`d expect

Plus once again alright alright so maybe i`m only contacting women who are way up themselves and pick the personality characteristic of Princess. Also alright alright alright might be i message them in a manner they didn`t damn expect.

But still


Let`s drag out the first frigid filly, who failed at the chance to grab a hold of me willy

Chose the best of the eight she has on display.

Yes, these two are the best



What , the crack addict look doesn`t do it for you ?.



Then you won`t be impressed either over her wanting to be spoiled ,wined and dined by a wealthy ambitious Alpha male, who also wishes to give this midget a baby.

Hey that`s the gist of what she wrote !.

While failing to understand any wealthy ambitious Alpha males wouldn`t look once at her let alone twice.

What is an Alpha male anyway ?.

Somebody in a sorority

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

It's new years eve here now,
We're about too head off for the day, I won't be back here till new years day.

So, my entire year on VEF gets closed with the sight that girl It is a girl ain't it Maybe I slept a bit hard and haven't opened my eyes properly

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

It's new years eve here now,
We're about too head off for the day, I won't be back here till new years day.

So, my entire year on VEF gets closed with the sight that girl It is a girl ain't it Maybe I slept a bit hard and haven't opened my eyes properly

Heeeeey she`s not a girl , she`s a princess

I know

Errrrrr actually i`m glad i don`t know her

Perfect timing though mate as i figure enough of a chance for a reply has passed.

So i`ll upload the two best snaps of the latest lady (?) that turned down the advances of a member , who`s intentions were shady

This woman has fuzzy photos of her face. But when it comes to her back.



Or "Lovely" feet.

Amazingly there`s no fuzziness in place

This one is a mother of four (No i didn`t stutter) and wants a man who`ll treat her right.



Yet for some reason still failed to respond to my message of,

" How did you take those photos of your face ?. You use an Etch A Sketch ?".

Exactly, i sweet talked her

[MaxJoker]

I jumped ship fellow members

No and before you ask I didn`t recently meet a woman named Ship

Couldn't stay on POF

Because it`s full of loonies

Exactly !.

If even I found the place too loony what does that say

Was actually contacted by this 31 year old () company director (So why join a free site ?) female (I`d request a DNA test before our first date though ).
Who said " Funny profile. Really like U humor".



Plus asked " are u emotionally and financially stable ?. Please let me know as if so i think us 2 might fit snug ".



So i deleted my profile



As was too tempted to reply
"Yeah thanks wiggy , by the by if you`re only 31 i've still to be born yet then !".

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I

Should have done this

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Should have done this

I would if I could have

Only where can I get the sliver bullets

Now then ideally I`d be living next door to Mal

Although ,

Ideally Me and Mal would be living either side of Streeter

As it is I survive in Norwich , a village () that has dating site O`Doom women like this less than a quarter mile from me




That bleached out photo is from somebody who says she`ll only reply to men who include a photo of their own

Yeah right, like her`s is bleeding crystal clear

Actually if that`s the best she could do why even bother

Meanwhile in North West London we have this beauty



She`s looking for a tall guy with an off the wall sarcastic sense of humour.
Who doesn't watch sports, has no interest in clubbing, doesn't drink, cares about the environment, is prepared to start as friends first to see where it goes and lives, gulp, lives in North West London



Ok ok ok so I don`t exactly fulfill all her criteria



Just the same I`d gladly chop off, Greenman`s left arm to meet her

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Ideally Me and Mal would be living either side of Streeter :cool :

Ideally, You should be living at her place



That's a wedding she's at..... Dropping hints

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

She`s looking for a tall guy with an off the wall sarcastic sense of humour.
Who doesn't watch sports, has no interest in clubbing, doesn't drink, cares about the environment, is prepared to start as friends first to see where it goes and lives, gulp, lives in North West London


Ok ok ok so I don`t exactly fulfill all her criteria

Start lying, join greepeace and act like ya care

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Just the same I`d gladly chop off, Greenman`s left arm to meet her

Mate, If ya don't go out of ya way too get her number, I'll chop off both GM's arms and get em' sowed back on, on the wrong sides How would ya feel then

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Mate, If ya don't go out of ya way too get her number, I'll chop off both GM's arms and get em' sowed back on, on the wrong sides How would ya feel then

Well as much as I enjoyed the thought and mental picture of you helping GM lose and then put back weight

I have indeed now joined the site she is on (OkCupid)

Plus written a profile and five starred her`s

Mind you looking like she does the woman (37) must get five starred by every bloke. So i`ll leave it awhile then send the five foot one sweetheart a message.

Once I can think of something profound to say

As naturally I won`t tell her i`m a Mod on a porn forum.

Nah , I figure i`ll leave that bit of info until our ten year anniversary

Either way since joining I find she`s posted loads more photos, in a private members only album

Here are a sample !.



Exactly

Hubba da doo dee hubba