Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s

[rosestone]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Exactly
So what in the Greenman (Sorry for swearing ) be she rambling on about
Anyway figured my Fellow Forum Fellas would want me to send her a message.
Which I have
Stay tuned for updates

Maybe she's just honest, and is parodying the oft-memed cliche that women all claim they want a nice guy, but what they actually want is a bastard who they'll try to change, then break-up with, then spend the rest of their lives complaining about. Maybe? Be interesting to know how she replies

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Stones Mate if it was within my powers you know I`d see that was immediately done

Just as I know if it was within your own power ,
you`d rapidly forward me a devoted Kari Wuhrer circa 1996

Working on the dual purpose time-machine/devotion-inducer as we speak

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Anyway figured my Fellow Forum Fellas would want me to send her a message.
Which I have
Stay tuned for updates

The message ,

Wait a gosh darn (Sorry for swearing) minute !
Wasn't Cleavers the rascal rotten and Darcy the genuine gent ?.
Exactly.
So whom do you really want between those (No doubt) delightful Jones thighs of yours ?.
Hey , the POF public have a right to know.

Ok ok not my finest effort , but then what did she give us to work with

Plus to be fair only sent it as a gag

Her reply ,


I am looking for my Mr Darcy.

Wow what a rapier wit response
Who couldn't bounce off that
Still on balance that`s not the most banal reply I've had as most tend to simply type "Hi"
It`s like they feel being female is all they have to do

Such as this beauty



Who doesn't believe in cleaning under the rim



Listen if you "Wanna b wiv " her you have to prove you're man enough



Or should that be stupid enough to help her get pregnant , for a fourth time

[rosestone]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Hang on a sec. The toilet seat is up too. That means she either took that picture in a man's bathroom, or she shares a house with a man.

Edit: Ah, kids you say, sorry, I missed that. One of them must be male.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by rosestone

Hang on a sec. The toilet seat is up too. That means she either took that picture in a man's bathroom, or she shares a house with a man.
Edit: Ah, kids you say, sorry, I missed that. One of them must be male.

Or - Daa Daaa Daaaa - maybe she`s a man

Well here`s one thing I know for sure .
This be a proper female of the highest gorgeous order



She`s twenty nine years old . Smokes occasionally (We forgive hubba hubba her ). Lives near York . A five foot eight Libra who puts her job description as "Keyboard tapper/computer threatener". Loves horror too !.




Although isn't sure what suits her best , black hair or blonde.



Yowza with that face and such a smile any colour suits , am I right

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by rosestone

Hang on a sec. The toilet seat is up too. That means she either took that picture in a man's bathroom, or she shares a house with a man.

You never know, maybe she's the one in five hundred thousand who leaves it up

[MaxJoker]

Great
As these "Women" who've written bugger all of worth on their one sentence profiles want us chaps do one thing only.
Make them laugh



Why should we



What do we get out of it



Now remember they've written nothing that anybody could bounce a humorous idea off.



Apart from "Make me laugh"



Should I tell them all to go look in the mirror

Blast that won't work

Every mirror in their homes has to have cracked long ago

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by rosestone

Hang on a sec. The toilet seat is up too. That means she either took that picture in a man's bathroom, or she shares a house with a man.

No shit Sherlock!

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by bloke57

No shit Sherlock!

The hell he never
In fact I hear tell the amount of bricks dumped when that Baskerville Hound growled in his face , can see be seen from the orbiting space station today.

Annnnnnyway and getting back onto actual thread topic

Now I`m not saying this woman isn't the model she proclaims to be ,



Although am wondering if she didn't take these photos herself ,



As proper professional they certainly aren't



Yet could be worse , as this single snap lady doesn't bother to point out if she`s on the left or right

Still what matters moist is if whomever it is does do



Butt whomever does and doesn't at least she isn't a show off.



Yeah yeah so you once dated the cube of evolution advancement from 2001 , get over yourself already

[MaxJoker]

When I first saw this female there was something I liked about her ,



Only couldn't put my finger on it



No and I`m not libel to try either


PLEASE READ BEFORE CONTACT ME.

Plz don't send me & waste your invaluable time, a Self Hatred mail about your insecurities of me as a woman. Chances are. I haven't read it, deleted it, unread, after looking at your pic first and going 'Ewww! Not my type'

An influx of extreme paranoiad boys on here! Displaying their paranoia
"Its a copy & paste' tantrums! LMAO.
And 'plenty of boys' throwing their toys out of their pram over ME!
Big baby. Grow up. You're not special til you've earned it.

Why do insecure, self hating immature grown men feel compelled & the unnecessary NEED to fill my inbox with their UNWANTED perception on myself?
1) I do not care about you or want to know of your existence.
2) Stop hating me cos you KNOW you won't stand a chance with me.
3) I am not interested in your transparent MENTAL & EMOTIONAL baggage that you are clearly suffering from, all cos of my look & my body.
4) Yes. I am one, SMART. STRONG. SECURE. Mature woman. EPIC FAIL if you think for a second you can break any one of those traits that you envy so much!
5) How even dumber & desperate are you to even think, I'd actually waste my time to respond to your clearly mental & emotional baggage that you have going on.
6) But thank you for wasting Your time, reading my in depth profile! Haha.

** I am an only.. '1 chance' woman**
So if you've, rejected my interest in the past
(I do remember faces) cos you thought you'd find better than me. Then realised, after suffering from a string of epic dating fails, to now want to hit me up, weeks /months later as if, I'm now your 2nd option. Epic delusional fail. On your part. You've had your chance. I'm not interested. Im only attracted to assertive proactive men. Not ditherers.
And believe me. I can afford to reject you.
You've had your chance. And let's face it. I can afford to say NO to you.

I'm not interested in men who suffers from a hang up, of thinking that, they're setting a too of a HIGH BAR for himself being with a woman like myself, soley on his perception of my photos & i make him feel emasculated with my ambition at the gym & disciplined efforts, along with it. Especially when, I'm either the same age or even older or younger than himself.

MEN: 5'11+. NO KIDS. LIVE in London. Non Smoker. No hard Party Goer all nighters.
Has a fitness regime as your lifestyle & or, hobby. Hygienically Groomed. Good Teeth.
Like dogs / animals.
YOU'RE seeking long term.
Have a flair of fashion. Know how to conduct yourself accordingly, to a mature woman like myself, with chivalry & manners. Have a GSOH, 'Family Guy' show, type a way, In great shape. Aesthetically complimentary to myself whose a Gym Fan. Then please swipe right!
ME: Gym. 6'heels owner. Sunworshipper. Thong bikini. Sangria. Hendricks Gal.

YOU:
"Date but nothing serious" Really? At your age? What a waste of time dating!
No direction from yourself.
Don't bother hitting me up.
My time is too precious to be wasted on commitment phobe & meaningless, pointless interaction!

Plz note: Before I read messages. I check your Profile pic first. If youre not MY TYPE, I delete messages without even opening it & reading it.
Hence no reply from myself. So if your objective is to throw shade at me, due to your self hatred & weak intimidation of how I LOOK, chances are, i dont like your profile pics anyways therefore, you've just had your unread message deleted pronto.

Me: Brains. Beauty. Braun. All accompanied with high self confidence & Self security.
You: EPIC FAIL if you try to even break any one of these. You have been warned.
I am an avid: Weight-Lifter, Cardio, Fitness Trainer who is a, Sun Worshipper in a thong bikini, sipping on Sangria or Hendricks. All.. Day... Long.

I am looking for a man (5'11+ in height) who, understands the world of Fitness & permanent healthy, in 'moderation', Diet.
Therefore a partner whose, aesthetically complimentary to myself. In other words. HE can be bothered to Take Care of himself and not be a slob. Both in his appearance and health. No need for being that neglectful on yourself and body. Thats just sheer lazy.

There are, a lot of men that are, just intimidated by anyone & any WOMAN that's...
In better shape than them!
Seeing a strong woman with a perfect physique.
Along with a strong mentality, topping off both those good traits, with her beauty...
That triggers, their insecurities, massively.
There are, a lot of men, that still have that 'old school' mentality, where they've been brought up with a mind set that males should be stronger, smarter, and richer than their partners...
Anything that jeopardises that subconscious status quo, fractures their sense of self.
All too often, it's the loudest people on the outside, that have the most fragile confidence on the inside.
For myself, who clearly works, within the fitness & Modelling/ TV industry, there's this stereotype that you're going to be somehow less intelligent, which is annoying, but doesn't faze me, one bit.
People (MEN in this case) that aren't in good shape often cling onto 'well at least I'm smarter than them'...
When they realise they're neither in as good shape OR as smart, (as myself)
They run out of things to 'fall back' on, and their insecurities, are brought to the forefront.
Where this quote comes in..

"When a man complains about your standards being too high, it is usually because he's used to dealing with women who have none.
Some men have gotten so used to dealing with women, who have no standards that once they meet, a woman who does, they don't know how to make the necessary adjustments.
Instead of raising their level of performance, they complain in hopes that, SHE, will lower HER standards, thus making it easier for them to appear more appealing"

Well you all realise that myself, the Smart, Intellect, Super Athletic, Ambitious & Self Respectable woman, is NOT, that Female who will Change, because of your insecurities over myself.

If you've reached this far... then that means you admire the strong women of today.
If you are that mentally/physically strong, self secure, man who doesn't suffer from grossly Jealousy, insecurity, paranoia of a woman like me then I'd love to hear from you .

Intense Much



Yes nice rack only I pity her next victim hypnotised by those boobs who doesn't grasp there`s a barmy angry brain behind those flashing eyes

[MaxJoker]

Could I




Been through enough to know that this is probably not the best place for me to find someone worthwhile. But I'll give it a shot aha. Feel free to ask me anything.



Dare I



Feel free to ask me anything.


Ask if



Her pooch is always that happy



The bloody smug lucky dawg