Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s - Page 5

MaxJoker · May 21st, 2013, 05:55 PM

Roll up roll up to take your pick

Just don`t let any of those "Healthy normal sane women" near your ....... wallet

Estreeter · May 25th, 2013, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Roll up roll up to take your pick

Her, purely for the fact that on appearance only, she looks like the one too have the least amount of issues

MaxJoker · June 21st, 2013, 07:30 PM

One profile photo, from a woman who is looking for a long term relationship.

Sadly she fails to point out which one she is from the three

Me i`m betting it`s not the babe in the middle, or the semi human looking one on the left.

Oh well, who knows.

Maybe Miss Right

Has a high paying job and mumbles PIN numbers in her sleep

MaxJoker · June 22nd, 2013, 04:49 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmm , this never worked a day in her life mother of three babe (?) types (In lazy lol text speak) that she`s " Td of married men wantn sex, so if are that then jog on .

She (?) then uses this as her (?) main photo

Exactly

What a hottie

Or in other words,

Be still my rapidly flaccid becoming shrinking penis

v45c · June 25th, 2013, 11:43 AM

having perused these photos (with a bin near at hand) i can only say that they make a celibate life easier to accommodate than i ever believed possible...
the meme 'we have to nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure' keeps coming back to me...
i thought England sent all the criminals and hoors down to OZ years ago?
from the photos it would seem that they have abandoned that practice...
now, please excuse me, i have to empty the bin...
btw, max, dear friend, good buddy, lifelong pal, etc.
you must have a mean streak a yard wide to put up such vile and craptacular rubbish, you enjoy tormenting us don't you?

MaxJoker · June 25th, 2013, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by v45c

max, dear friend, good buddy, lifelong pal, etc.

Heeeeey that`s Sir Saint STD Max to you etc

Quote:

Originally Posted by v45c

you must have a mean streak a yard wide

Never, and how very queer you`d have thought such !.
Although that said my underpants tend to display quite a vicious looking streak at times . But that`s neither here nor there

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Originally Posted by v45c

to put up such vile and craptacular rubbish, you enjoy tormenting us don't you?

No i`m simply a messenger showing just what all you unfortunate fellow members are missing out on

Such as this super model who has three children (So well stretched out down below) is unemployed (Well Barnum's don`t run Freak shows anymore) and would like the first date to be at a nice restaurant ( What are the odds she brings her kids along ?).

Or if that catch fails to stimulate the senses then get a load of this next wannabe love match

Not that the person states which one they are

I know

Fingers and tight shaven balls (Yeah like we all don`t do it) crossed it`s the cutie on the left

Estreeter · July 7th, 2013, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Or if that catch fails to stimulate the senses then get a load of this next wannabe love match

They both look like those cuddly things you win at a carnival tent thrown' balls at a target and then get too pick your prize

If I had too chose, well

Help me decide

MaxJoker · July 13th, 2013, 06:50 PM

Heeeeeeey dating site of doom ladies !.

If you want to attract a man be aware of the three main rules

1) Don`t pose with a girl who`s a ten when you`re at best (No offense) a six, especially if that ten is sticking out her tongue !.

2) Never point a weapon at us, since we`re scared enough already simply being in the company of a female of the female sex without you cocking the trigger !.

3) If you believe a soft focus photo will fool us into rushing to want to take you out on a date you`re kidding yourself !.

Unless that is you make it clear you properly put out on such a date

**rotobott** · July 13th, 2013, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

[B][COLOR="Indigo"]Heeeeeeey dating site of doom ladies !.

If you want to attract a man be aware of the three main rules

1) Don`t pose with a girl who`s a ten when you`re at best (No offense) a six, especially if that ten is sticking out her tongue !.

Hey I've never dated Siamese twins, even when I was in Siam, apart from the brother and sister, but that didn't work out.

A 10 + a 6 = 16 who wouldn't hit it, them

Max you are too fussy

**TommySwiftJr.** · July 14th, 2013, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I could handle her no problem at all, and she'd last for weeks

Mmmmmmmmmmm

I had a similiar thought..

May 21st, 2013, 05:55 PM	#41
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Roll up roll up to take your pick Just don`t let any of those "Healthy normal sane women" near your ....... wallet __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 21st, 2013, 07:30 PM	#43
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Exactly, and yet some claim romance is dead. One profile photo, from a woman who is looking for a long term relationship. Sadly she fails to point out which one she is from the three Me i`m betting it`s not the babe in the middle, or the semi human looking one on the left. Oh well, who knows. Maybe Miss Right Has a high paying job and mumbles PIN numbers in her sleep __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 22nd, 2013, 04:49 PM	#44
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Mmmmmmmmmmmm , this never worked a day in her life mother of three babe (?) types (In lazy lol text speak) that she`s " Td of married men wantn sex, so if are that then jog on . She (?) then uses this as her (?) main photo Exactly What a hottie Or in other words, Be still my rapidly flaccid becoming shrinking penis __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 13th, 2013, 06:50 PM	#48
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Heeeeeeey dating site of doom ladies !. If you want to attract a man be aware of the three main rules 1) Don`t pose with a girl who`s a ten when you`re at best (No offense) a six, especially if that ten is sticking out her tongue !. 2) Never point a weapon at us, since we`re scared enough already simply being in the company of a female of the female sex without you cocking the trigger !. 3) If you believe a soft focus photo will fool us into rushing to want to take you out on a date you`re kidding yourself !. Unless that is you make it clear you properly put out on such a date __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 25th, 2013, 11:43 AM	#45
v45c Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 280 Thanks: 72 Thanked 4,545 Times in 267 Posts	having perused these photos (with a bin near at hand) i can only say that they make a celibate life easier to accommodate than i ever believed possible... the meme 'we have to nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure' keeps coming back to me... i thought England sent all the criminals and hoors down to OZ years ago? from the photos it would seem that they have abandoned that practice... now, please excuse me, i have to empty the bin... btw, max, dear friend, good buddy, lifelong pal, etc. you must have a mean streak a yard wide to put up such vile and craptacular rubbish, you enjoy tormenting us don't you?