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Old April 4th, 2009, 02:26 PM   #81
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Damn this is gonna hurt,but waxing is the only thing that will save me from the dreaded pages of the VEF.
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Old April 6th, 2009, 01:34 AM   #82
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At Last....maybe this will keep the crabs from crawling in!
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Old April 9th, 2009, 03:30 AM   #83
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Okay gang, try this one!

1. She's playing peek a boo with her crotch!

2. First time her crotch has seen daylight for months!

3. She couldn't hold it until she got to the bathroom!
I don't think that's where the nicotine patch is supposed to go

Okay, who's the smart ass who erased my crotch?
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"Its where I keep me cigs........people said I had a smoking pussy, so I though, why not ?"
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After three hours of questioning,the mall police finally got becky to confess where she hid the toasteroven.
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Okay gang, try this one!

1. She's playing peek a boo with her crotch!

2. First time her crotch has seen daylight for months!

3. She couldn't hold it until she got to the bathroom!

When she squatted down, there was a stench that immediately came out of her!

"Wait I'll get my coin purse out!"
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Okay gang, try this one!

1. She's playing peek a boo with her crotch!

2. First time her crotch has seen daylight for months!

3. She couldn't hold it until she got to the bathroom!

She was limbering up for the annual "Hide The Salami" contest!

She heard a ripping sound when she squatted down!
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