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January 18th, 2018, 04:33 AM | #2081 |
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January 18th, 2018, 08:31 AM | #2082 |
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January 18th, 2018, 10:29 AM | #2083 |
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January 18th, 2018, 11:42 AM | #2084 |
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MaxJoker when he is not modding likes to go out onto the streets of his hometown with his mobile phone and take photos of women. Specifically he likes to get as close as he can to these women so he can get a photo of their bums. One day though he got too close. Suddenly this woman turns around and says to him. "Hey what are you doing. I don't know you. What are you doing trying to take a picture of me bum? Are you some kind of pervert"?. And before MaxJoker can react the woman grabs the phone out his hands and throws it to the ground where it shatters. Just then a policeman appears. The woman says. "Now you are going to get it. Once he gets the photos then you're going to court and I will be a witness and then you will go to prison for 20 years"!. By now MaxJoker is frozen, unable to move and his legs and arms start to twitch. The policeman asks him where is the phone and MaxJoker says that it is on the ground. The policeman finds it , but after he examines it he says to the woman, "miss, this camera is broken and the memory card is ruined. I can't retreive any of the photos". The woman is now hysterical and lunges for MaxJoker but the cop intervenes and grabs her before she can touch MaxJokershe says "I better not see you in this neighborhood ever again. I don't care if you have a camera or not. I will scream rape and bloody murder"!. The cop says to her that she is getting too worked up and that she should just go home, and she walks away fuming. MaxJoker by this time is red faced, teary, and shaking all over. He thinks to himself. Whew that was a close one, and he goes home , but on the way home he becomes so sick that he throws up. The next day he gets a new phone and is back doing the same thing, but this time he makes sure that he does not get too close to the women, and all the while he is thinking about that woman. "Darn stupid cow"!
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January 18th, 2018, 12:24 PM | #2085 |
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palo5 has never flushed his toilet, he don't need to, just does his business over the balcony rail
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January 18th, 2018, 04:18 PM | #2086 |
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Estreeter will retire this year and his wifey wants to move to Chicago so they can be close to their good friend TM but Estreeter has put his foot down and says they will move to England and live in a certain Attic
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January 18th, 2018, 04:25 PM | #2087 | |
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January 18th, 2018, 05:19 PM | #2088 |
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January 18th, 2018, 09:32 PM | #2089 |
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Yesterday Estreeter felt the greatest pain he ever felt.
His toilet-brush got stuck in his bum. The peak of pain was when his wife helped him pull it out. Oddly enough he asked her to press it back in a couple of times.
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