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Old November 22nd, 2017, 11:20 PM   #5201
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Iceland; too many retired CIA guys in Costa Rica.

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Old November 24th, 2017, 06:07 PM   #5202
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Vinyl Records Or CD's?
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Cd's. (I still have hundreds of old vinyl records of popular music from the 1950's and 1960's, 20 full length operas, and a whole bunch of folk music. Trouble is, my turntable and receiver are both broken!)


When you listen to music do you have the volume way up or normal volume?
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Normal volume

With the volume up high or regular - do you turn the bass up or down?
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Bass up and volume up, since I listen to 60's Rock mostly. Lots of places sell turntables and other vintage stereo equipment these days Trailmaster. I'm sure you can get some new gear with no problem.

Better SF guitarist; Jorma Kaukonen of Jefferson Airplane, or John Cipollina from Quicksilver Messenger Service?
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Ok, I guess I have to reply since no one else will; Jorma Kaukonen.

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Definitely Skiing in the Rockies. Aspen I hear your name!

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Synthetic (It`s what baby Jesus would have wanted )

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No not our balls , I mean how do you prefer your females , down there
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