What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 13

**beutelwolf** · November 22nd, 2015, 07:40 AM

73. When a woman describes a man after their first meeting as a total jerk, that is going to be her future husband.

~~rodak~~ · November 22nd, 2015, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by beutelwolf

73. When a woman describes a man after their first meeting as a total jerk, that is going to be her future husband.

74. Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are assigned partners who are their total opposite.

**tygrkhat40** · November 22nd, 2015, 01:46 PM

75. In New York, when you need to get to one specific place, there will always be an open, legal parking space right in front of where you want to go.

**Brecht** · November 22nd, 2015, 06:14 PM

76. In Hollywood movies, America means New York, Los Angeles or Chicago.

**Mal Hombre** · November 22nd, 2015, 06:29 PM

77. Mechanisms installed millennia ago still work perfectly without any maintenance.(Raiders of the Lost Ark,The Mummy etc,)

~~rodak~~ · November 22nd, 2015, 07:52 PM

78. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

**KissArmy** · November 22nd, 2015, 08:24 PM

79. Police will not arrive on the scene and interrupt prolonged gun battles/shootouts.

~~rodak~~ · November 22nd, 2015, 11:19 PM

80. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one loaf of French Bread.

**lothian** · November 23rd, 2015, 04:02 AM

81. Highly trained and well equipped regiments of elite troops , are no match for a squabbling bunch of misfits. Return of the Jedi , Kellys heroes.

**Jake Gittes** · November 23rd, 2015, 05:43 AM

82. A victim running away for some reason is always a REALLY hot woman, while the villain walks but can keep up.

Choose the slasher movie in the Horror genre of your choice

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