What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 12

**AmateurEmale** · November 21st, 2015, 02:46 PM

60. When a movie is marketed to males, with entirely male (albeit racially diverse) leading characters, the women in the movie will all be the equivalent of WAGs or strippers. [Independence Day]

**AmateurEmale** · November 21st, 2015, 02:49 PM

61. When a movie is made to document some of the violent activities of a certain white supremacist group whose initials are all "K", some irrational people in the South (years later) will appear on a YouTube video claiming that the movie made them want to join this white supremacist group depicted in the movie. [Mississippi Burning]

MaxJoker · November 21st, 2015, 02:58 PM

62) Women on screen never complain about their periods

63) Highly trained assassins , always shoot at where the hero has just been rather than a little in front of where he`s heading.

64) Some hand guns don't ever need reloading.

**KissArmy** · November 21st, 2015, 03:18 PM

65. No one ends a phone conversation by saying "goodbye."

**palo5** · November 21st, 2015, 03:44 PM

66. Villains always turn off the TV when news of their crimes comes on. They never want to know how the investigation is going

MaxJoker · November 21st, 2015, 05:00 PM

67) Having captured the goodie. Our baddie tends to then go into over elaborate exposition time and place detail about the crime they`re going to commit.
Thus enlightening our formally confused hero.
Before the villain leaves , confidently (Poorly scripted) laughing.
Plus forgetting to move out of our goodies finger tip range , a variety of sharp-ish objects that`ll free his bonds toot sweet.

**Sir Honkers** · November 21st, 2015, 08:25 PM

68: When the hero is confronted by a dozen bad guys, they will always attack him one at a time

**beutelwolf** · November 21st, 2015, 11:21 PM

69. When you go explore a foreign planet without being a named character, you are going to die!

**cicciobuki** · November 21st, 2015, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beutelwolf

69. When you go explore a foreign planet without being a named character, you are going to die!

69.b. If you're wearing a red shirt, your chances of death are increased by 450%.

~~rodak~~ · November 22nd, 2015, 01:03 AM

One Million Years B.C. (1966)

70. Bic razors were invented after the spear but before the wheel.

71. Women have always been attracted to the scruffy, bad boy types.

72.Volcanoes always erupt at the end of movies.

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AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,795 Times in 1,755 Posts	61. When a movie is made to document some of the violent activities of a certain white supremacist group whose initials are all "K", some irrational people in the South (years later) will appear on a YouTube video claiming that the movie made them want to join this white supremacist group depicted in the movie. [Mississippi Burning]

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~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	One Million Years B.C. (1966) 70. Bic razors were invented after the spear but before the wheel. 71. Women have always been attracted to the scruffy, bad boy types. 72.Volcanoes always erupt at the end of movies.