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April 23rd, 2011, 05:30 AM | #11 |
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One ex of mine informed a girl I was taking out on a first date that my idea of faithful was to have only two girls on the go at any one time.
I have been faithful to my wife of twenty years, however. |
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April 23rd, 2011, 06:03 AM | #12 |
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I have a reputation as being a generally honest man. Years ago when I played football with my friends, I usually acted as a playing referee. I would note the spot of the ball for each play, if I saw a penalty, I'd call it and everyone would accept my judgment.
During one game, my friend on the opposite team intercepted a pass in the end zone. He made a long loop through the end zone and I called out that he stepped out of the back of the end zone and it was a touchback. My friend didn't come within 6 feet of the back of the end zone, I called him out because I didn't want to chase him. But because of my reputation, everyone accepted my call without hesitation. |
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April 23rd, 2011, 10:50 AM | #13 |
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Oui oui
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April 23rd, 2011, 11:05 AM | #14 |
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I have cheated during the psychological and hearing test to avoid military draft. Oh, and maybe twice in school, using the good old TI-92.
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You should have done what i did . Turn up for the assessment in a pink evening gown , wearing heavy makeup and a push up bra Only problem is it all backfired , and they signed me up as an officer for the Royal marines
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April 23rd, 2011, 11:32 AM | #16 |
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Well, I got away with it, GreenSkull, but only thanks to the psychological test. The hearing test process was you getting into a cabin and pushing a button whenever you hear a very quiet beep. I pushed the button all the time until the guy on the other side freaked out and sent me to the military hospital where they stated that my hearing was alright. But they couldn't find out if I was really "suicidal" or "violent" which where the questions they asked in the test. I had to talk to a psychologist afterwards who looked very understanding and concerned while I had to choke laughter. I know I was a dumbass in some way but I was 17. They still got me into civilian service though. |
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I've never cheated. My wife and I have an agreement. We can flirt with whoever we want, but we can't touch.
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RSM: I see, sir. Short service or long service commission, sir? Mr. Man: As long as possible please. RSM: Right, well, I'll just take a few particulars and then...there'll be a few forms to sign, and of course we'll need references and then a full medical examination by the... Mr. Man: Yes. Yes, I see. I was just wondering whether it would be possible to join...the women's army? RSM: The Women's Royal Army Corps, sir? Mr. Man: Yes. I was just thinking, you know, if it was possible for me to have my choice...I'd prefer to be in the Women's Royal Army Corps. RSM: Well, I'm afraid that the people that recruit here normally go into the Scots Guards. Mr. Man: Which is all...men...I suppose? RSM: Yes it is. Mr. Man: Yes. Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others? RSM: Well, no sir. I mean, apart from the Marines, they're all dead butch. |
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I cheat, Though I haven't done this in quite a while, a few mates and I play golf for money, $20 a hole, winner takes all at the end of the round. It's all in good fun though, we all know it happens, half the fun is getting away with it As for a GF, I came close, real close with my 1st GF, wish I did in the end, It was (almost) with a friend of hers and I'd love to have told her that I did when she told me too leave and not come back
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