WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER !

[johnbear]

There asking $25 for this on Blu Ray in America it's not worth 25 cents
i don't know how it gets a 6.6 on IMDB it's the worst B grade movie i have
ever sat through 79 minutes of pain. The plot is rubbish the acting is terrible
if i had of seen this at the Cinema i would of walked out i would rather have
all my teeth pulled out without Anesthetic than watch it again. The only female
in the movie is far from being a beauty queen sorry Alix Talton but you just didn't
make the film any better it was a lost cause go and watch paint dry it will be thrilling compared to the Deadly Mantis.

[MaxJoker]

Butt still

Until Star Was nine hurls it`s worthless gassy corpse over the finishing line.

Suspect ,



Will remain my most disliked film of 2019.



Because although it`s not as out and out crappy as The Predator or Venom. It`s an over complicated cartoonishly gory blurring CGI crammed pile of glitzy ultimately hollow nonsense.



Co-stars Ian McShane (The white Morgan Freeman) and Milla Jovovic (Shuddering soft focused as usual) going through their tired old motions doesn't much help.



Actually feel sorry for David Harbour as he`s a decent enough actor and does his very best here . Yet was on a hiding to nothing accepting such a stiltedly sour scripted role.

Uh huh , should have listened to the actual Hellboy

[cylnz]

Star Wars stopped at 6.

IDKWTF this new ___shit is.

[jomama]

Originally Posted by johnbear

There asking $25 for this on Blu Ray in America it's not worth 25 cents
i don't know how it gets a 6.6 on IMDB it's the worst B grade movie i have
ever sat through 79 minutes of pain. The plot is rubbish the acting is terrible
if i had of seen this at the Cinema i would of walked out i would rather have
all my teeth pulled out without Anesthetic than watch it again. The only female
in the movie is far from being a beauty queen sorry Alix Talton but you just didn't
make the film any better it was a lost cause go and watch paint dry it will be thrilling compared to the Deadly Mantis.

they should pay you the $25 to take it off their hands

[vo1v0d]

Ted. 30 seconds was too much. That stupid voice coming out of a fat moronic cartoon twat is bearable eventually, but anything else, no.

[chip]

Originally Posted by johnbear

There asking $25 for this on Blu Ray in America it's not worth 25 cents
i don't know how it gets a 6.6 on IMDB it's the worst B grade movie i have
ever sat through 79 minutes of pain. The plot is rubbish the acting is terrible
if i had of seen this at the Cinema i would of walked out i would rather have
all my teeth pulled out without Anesthetic than watch it again. The only female
in the movie is far from being a beauty queen sorry Alix Talton but you just didn't
make the film any better it was a lost cause go and watch paint dry it will be thrilling compared to the Deadly Mantis.

The Deadly Mantis and films like it were made as cheap drive-in theater, triple feature crap. Go and laugh at it with your buddies. Better yet, use it as an excuse to sit in the dark with your girl, and play with her tits in the comfort of your own Buick.

Later on this stuff was used as grist for the "Creature Feature" programs hosted by local horror hosts all across the US. Some are still out there showing and lampooning these movies on TV. Svengoolie is still doing it in the midwest. In fact I think I may have a copy of this on VHS, from television, where Sven re-dubbed the entire film with stupid audio and clips from other movies and cartoons. Hilarious....But without some intoxicating beverages, or a silly ghoulish host to lead you though it, or better yet some tits to fondle in the dark: watching movies like this is a chore.

25$ for the Blu-Ray is laughable. I'm betting its probably not even a legit release. No way a studio would invest to Blu-Ray this pile of crap.

And if you think this is the biggest piece of crap you've ever sat through, I'll raise you:

Beach Girls & The Monster



And I'll sweeten the pot with:

Track Of The Moon Beast



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[AlanF]

Don't know if it's been posted, but the last Predator movie!
Tried THREE times to watch it, and have never got past 25 minutes.
Pretty sure it drove the final nail into the Predator franchise.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by AlanF

Don't know if it's been posted

That`s what the Previous Pages are for You encouraging other posters clearly community spirited member

[KissArmy]

Tried to watch The Brothers Grimsby on Netflix last night, at the insistence of my wife. God it was awful. I got up to walk out after the first 10 minutes, but my wife begged me to sit back down and keep trying to like it. After 15 minutes of annoying characters, stupid plot, and Sasha Baron Cohen, I handed the remote back to my wife, apologized to her, and left the room (apology not accepted... and another chilly night at Kasa KissArmy had begun...).

Note to Self- when the wife says "You'll like this movie! It's your type of humor!", she's wrong. When the wife says "If you don't like it, you can turn it off!", she's lying.

Note to Wife- when the Day's done and I want to spend the evening on my couch surfing TV channels, don't try to force your fucking movie on me.

[Devius]

Originally Posted by KissArmy

Tried to watch The Brothers Grimsby on Netflix last night, at the insistence of my wife. God it was awful. I got up to walk out after the first 10 minutes, but my wife begged me to sit back down and keep trying to like it. After 15 minutes of annoying characters, stupid plot, and Sasha Baron Cohen, I handed the remote back to my wife, apologized to her, and left the room (apology not accepted... and another chilly night at Kasa KissArmy had begun...).

Note to Self- when the wife says "You'll like this movie! It's your type of humor!", she's wrong. When the wife says "If you don't like it, you can turn it off!", she's lying.

Note to Wife- when the Day's done and I want to spend the evening on my couch surfing TV channels, don't try to force your fucking movie on me.

Outside of Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, I've never had time for the humour of Sacha Baron Cohen ever since he was Ali G.
The bloke never grew on me...