What if you lived in Australia? - Page 6

**palo5** · April 18th, 2011, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by begos

A typical Sheila???

Vegemite - they wanted me to eat this, you know. But it looked like something from an oil well, so I didn't

I never understood why they weren't offended

Is there a secret about it that I don't know?

**Mal Hombre** · April 18th, 2011, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by begos

Well, that's good to know. But aside from Nicole Kidman, Olivia Newton-John, and Dame Edna Everage, apparently they're all named Sheila. What's up with that???

I don't want to spoil any fantasies You may have,But Dame Edna is really a man

**Mal Hombre** · April 18th, 2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Davemetalhead

That's a Red Panda it comes from Nepal and China.

**TexMadrid** · April 18th, 2011, 05:31 PM

How about this old SNL sketch ('96) with Elle Macpherson and Sting. Wish it was on YouTube. Really rips Aussie slang. A taste:

Elle MacPherson: Hi, mates. Do you like beautiful, sexy Australian girls who love having wild sex? Then pick up the phone and call 1-600-555-AUSSIE, for the most erotic one-to-one adult yabber with hot, sexy Australian beauties.

Operator #1: Oh, baby, baby.. I want you to faucet your banana fender, and let me razoo you like a brumby! Then I'll unzip your strides and let you laff all over me cuckoo burrows!

Male Caller #1: [ confused ] What?!

Elle MacPherson: It's the steamiest phone sex line this side of Adelaie. Good-looking sheilas with perfect bodies want to talk naughty to you right now!

Operator #2: Hey, I got a really wet yabbie! So go ahead and chockablock me in the gunny until I waltz in you boots!

Male Caller #2: [ confused ] Uh.. I don't get what you're saying.. can we just have phone sex..?

Operator #2: Eww! Take out your boomer and do me Yahoo Serious-style, you tanky bushman!

Male Caller #2: Can you repeat that?...

Elle MacPherson: So, what do you say, jackeroos? Dial now, and one of our hot Australian fluffs will order your brains out and satisfy your vegemite sandwich! And if you'e interested in Aussie men, dial 1-600-555-BLOKE.

I won't post the entire skit, but that's the flavor. And can't miss Sting in black leather biker attire.

**palo5** · April 18th, 2011, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

That's a Red Panda it comes from Nepal and China.

To me it looks like a fox in summer clothing

**rotobott** · April 18th, 2011, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

Vegemite - they wanted me to eat this, you know. But it looked like something from an oil well, so I didn't :eek

Easy mistake to make

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6GCm...eature=related

**rustler** · April 18th, 2011, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

What if You lived in Siberia ?Wolves, Bears ,Mosquitos in the summer Mud in the spring and in the winter.....

I don't live in Siberia, but here we also have wolves, bears, mosquites the size of bees, mud, and about three to four feet of snow in the winter, which lasts for about 6 months!, and in February we had -34c! Does that count.
Oh, yes and only this morning I had an adder about three feet from my foot, just outside my open front door!

We also have lynx here too!

Fortunately, I love wildlife, and am about the only person around here who actually like snakes!

**palo5** · April 18th, 2011, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by rotobott

Easy mistake to make

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6GCm...eature=related

Hahaha!

I wanted to bring some back and test it on a friend's family, but was worried about Customs and chickened out

**palo5** · April 18th, 2011, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by rustler

... mosquites the size of bees

The size of bees?

Clearly you are feeding them too well, Comrade

If they get bigger, we will send you one of these

**nevermind** · April 18th, 2011, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Brettro

If the spiders dont kill you.

Are you shure...?

Saw a program about spiders, just yesterday.
About the "Red Back" venomous spider. They seem to be a pest in Australia..
Redbacks are considered one of the most dangerous spiders in Australia.
The Redback spider has a neurotoxic venom which is toxic to humans with bites causing severe pain.

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Originally Posted by Brettro

Stay away!!

You're damn right i will stay away..

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April 18th, 2011, 05:31 PM	#54
TexMadrid Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 996 Thanks: 5,741 Thanked 10,895 Times in 993 Posts	How about this old SNL sketch ('96) with Elle Macpherson and Sting. Wish it was on YouTube. Really rips Aussie slang. A taste: Elle MacPherson: Hi, mates. Do you like beautiful, sexy Australian girls who love having wild sex? Then pick up the phone and call 1-600-555-AUSSIE, for the most erotic one-to-one adult yabber with hot, sexy Australian beauties. Operator #1: Oh, baby, baby.. I want you to faucet your banana fender, and let me razoo you like a brumby! Then I'll unzip your strides and let you laff all over me cuckoo burrows! Male Caller #1: [ confused ] What?! Elle MacPherson: It's the steamiest phone sex line this side of Adelaie. Good-looking sheilas with perfect bodies want to talk naughty to you right now! Operator #2: Hey, I got a really wet yabbie! So go ahead and chockablock me in the gunny until I waltz in you boots! Male Caller #2: [ confused ] Uh.. I don't get what you're saying.. can we just have phone sex..? Operator #2: Eww! Take out your boomer and do me Yahoo Serious-style, you tanky bushman! Male Caller #2: Can you repeat that?... Elle MacPherson: So, what do you say, jackeroos? Dial now, and one of our hot Australian fluffs will order your brains out and satisfy your vegemite sandwich! And if you'e interested in Aussie men, dial 1-600-555-BLOKE. I won't post the entire skit, but that's the flavor. And can't miss Sting in black leather biker attire.